Looks Like There Will Be NO Changes to the Forum afterall

[DMB]

apparently the check to Derek ..... bounced.

we're baaaaaaaaack. Thanks for playing along and nobody got banned for more than a few hours. Be sure to let Lilhoody and Ranger know.

[fastward]

Actually David, a few of us prefer the new regime. Is there anyway that Sean can be the new admin?

[ericf4]

Wth was this a aprils fools joke? I was gonna bail from this joint.

[Seth]

BAD COP, NO DONUT!

[mattcantwin]

Life is good!

[DMB]

Well guys it's almost impossible to top last years Quilting and Sewing Forum April 1 gag, but we had to try.

[Seth]

You had quite the setup. I heard rumblings on tuesday.

[vickster]

Love u guys!


-Derek

[DMB]

How about the yamahaki impersonation huh? Was that scary real?

[BSears]

well shit, I fully expected to log on and find complete shambles still. I guess we went live with it last night? Hell I miss all the good shit.

So who got "got"?

[ezcheese]

It's like you were a man possessed. Did you take a fist full of vicodin?

[fastward]

It's like you were a man possessed. Did you take a fist full of vicodin?

with a fifth of vodka?

[DMB]

well shit, I fully expected to log on and find complete shambles still. I guess we went live with it last night? Hell I miss all the good shit.

So who got "got"?

Sorry Brad, we had to execute Operation Clusterfuck a bit early. These guys aren't stupid and if we did it exactly on April 1st, it would have been even less convincing.

[meta4ick]

You guys really nailed the sean-nuance.

bad cop - no donut bwahahaha

[Boomer]

Thank God. I would SO have missed being in 8th grade again.

[SCM64]

Thanks for playing guys.

[justsellbrgs]

I have a 10 year old son at home..... so I'm on to the giveaways...

1. SCM posting any notification of changes: Like a kid farting in church, I could hear him laughing through the computer.
2. NO DMB:..... sure, this place will be turned into a Dungeons and Dragons Froum before Derek agrees to sell and get rid of DMB.
3. 30 minute bans... ....nice touch
4. Vbus and Andrema to sell the gag?......please, sales is not their thing. They couldn't sell pussy in a lumber camp.
5 Yamahaki forum: is a forum really a forum with 1 or 2 people? How many people are required to be called a "forum".


footnotes: Admin, please consider a blanket PM to explain. A few new guys emailed me last night wondering WTF even though they expected a 4/1 joke. Lots of new members here, would hate to lose any...

Pasquale - please cancel the order I left on your VM for the concrete sneakers for Derek.

Adam - let's go ahead with the "house tab" we discussed at the Red Bar. The owner of RB is ok with Derek's credit info, your signature is authorized on the account, Derek will receive the bill by the following Tuesday each week.

[ezcheese]

Thanks for playing guys!

[justsellbrgs]

Thanks for playing guys!

Note to SELF: Call Emily and tell her the "Strippers" story was not entirely true.

[toxicavenger]

can you believe i got banned for "porn", WTF, it wasn't monkey porn.

[425ranger]

It was not the new Sewing forum, but

[River Rat]

I still think last years was the best Quilting and Sewing Forum it's still hurting my eyes from looking at it last year

[T.R.]

I missed all the fun.

Terry said he got banned for porn. I hope it wasn't monkeys.

Can we keep the new slogan: We wipe our asses with WUS?

[hobbit712]

WTF did I miss?? I go the hockey game with the wife last night and log on this morning and see hints of a joke/conspiracy. Geeezz you silly guys!

[vbuskirk]

4. Vbus couldn't sell pussy in a lumber camp.

Well, now that's where you are wrong. I made a bundle during college.