Hope You Smile

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Hope You Smile

Post by mattcantwin » Thu Apr 02, 2020 7:37 pm

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are raking the yard.

The 6 year old says, "You know what? I think it's about time we started learning to cuss.

"The 4 year old nods his head in approval.

The 6 year old continues,"When we go in for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass."

The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies,
"Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.

WHACK!

He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out,
with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step.

His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice,
"And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"


"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!"
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Post by Skinny Rogers » Thu Apr 02, 2020 8:11 pm




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Post by jimyritz » Fri Apr 03, 2020 7:44 am

hahahahaha

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Re: Hope You Smile

Post by jeckyll » Fri Apr 03, 2020 9:15 am

:rofl:
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Post by toxicavenger » Fri Apr 03, 2020 1:49 pm

hahahaha mtf'er that was funny

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Post by jtbenson » Fri Apr 03, 2020 3:12 pm

that was the first joke my dad ever told me.
i was really young.
i had just repeated a curse word in front of my parents that i had heard while being watched by his parents that day.
i guess he felt it was a coachable moment. :lol:
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Re: Hope You Smile

Post by Jiman » Sun Apr 12, 2020 2:33 pm

LOL!!!

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Post by tmw » Sun Apr 12, 2020 3:09 pm

That is a classic.
Stan, don’t you know the first law of physics? Anything that’s fun costs at least eight dollars”
-- Eric Cartman

“To absent friends, lost loves, old gods, and the season of mists; and may each and every one of us always give the devil his due.”
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman

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Floating down canal
It doesn't use numbers or moving hands
It always just says now
Now you may be thinking that I was had
But this watch is never wrong
And If I have trouble the warranty said
Breathe In, Breathe Out, Move On

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Re: Hope You Smile

Post by blkgsl » Sun Apr 12, 2020 10:34 pm

Lol

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