I'm not sure wtf y'all are looking for here...

[Sidheguitarist]

But I'm in anyways.

That other forum is evidently all about saddleback leather and "beaked sea snakes", wetf those things have in common.

Pussys all. Go big, or go home:

http://www.zafirro.com/products/Zafirro-Iridium.html




(The fact that these things were brought to market always annoyed me a bit, so here you go)

[DMB]

$100,000 for what I'm assuming is a razor? Holy shit, I couldn't even afford the blades for something like that.

[fastward]

Shaving is for the ladies.

[toxicavenger]

Shaving is for the ladies and Pat.

[fastward]

Shaving is for the ladies and Pat.

[deepcdvr]

yeah, I'm in... On this last op I didn't shave for 6 weeks, but kept my hair down to a #2 and I was completely sunburned - looked f'n insane. I believe a guy like that deserves a $100k razor packed in his rucksack. HOOYAH

[unixshrk]

$100,000 for what I'm assuming is a razor? Holy shit, I couldn't even afford the blades for something like that.

OMFG apparently money does not buy you common sense. What an frickin STUPID use of 100K

[Fitz]

Shaving is for the ladies.

Shaving please I prefer waxing, although a whole body wax can get quite expensive. Best to go to those cheap Asian places.

[Jeje]

The day I buy a 100K razor is the day I'll shave my nuts

[tattoo chef]

This is for the ridiculously rich where 100k is like us dropping $100.

Insane.

[hazmatman]

$100,000 for what I'm assuming is a razor? Holy shit, I couldn't even afford the blades for something like that.

Ah, my poor destitute proletariat friend, that's the beauty of the Zafirro Iridium...the blades are sapphire!!! They have been ground and sharpened to a thickness 5000x thinner than a strand of human hair! Nothing could ever shave you closer, and you will NEVER need to replace the blades!

The handle being made of Iridium can withstand temperatures as high as 2000 degrees celsius.

You will NEVER need to buy another razor again...EVER. Your great great grandchildren will shave with this razor!

Imagine...you have a career which requires daily shaving, say Mon-Fri. That's approximately 260 days a year of shaving, not counting date nights (+) or vacations (-). In an average American male lifetime, starting to shave at say 18, you can expect to shave 14,976 times, let's say 15K.
(average expected male American lifespan is 75.6, based on UN estimates, 2006; your mileage may vary)

Maybe you change blades once a week. 52 weeks a year, 2995.2 weeks in the average American Male life of shaving, say 3000 new blade cartridges. Assuming you used the same razor model and handle the entire 57 years & change that you would shave...

...as if the manufacturers would allow that to be possible, new model razors come out about biennially, about every two years - 2 blades go to 3, then 4, now 5, they add a lubricating strip, then two strips, vibrating handles, satellite TV, surround sound, etc, etc, ad nauseum....

...anyway over those 57.6 years, you'd spend about $9000USD (in 2010 dollars, unadjusted) just on blades. If you add in a new handle every couple years, the cost might jump a couple hundred bucks, add in batteries for your vibrating shave, maybe another hundred over time. SO, for $9-10K over your lifetime, you will subject you face Fifteen Thousand times to substandard steel blades that will be continuously dull, lubricating strips that will continually slide less, batteries that continually die out.

BUT for the modest investment of $100K, you and every one of your male descendents will have the joy of shaving with a blade that is NEVER dull. It never needs special strips or vibrators.

Such a small price to pay for a legacy. "I am so glad Great Great Great Great Grandfather Baldwin bought this razor, it works flawlessly!"

Now granted, it might be your 4-5X Great Grand-daughter saying that...as she is shaving her lovers crotch, but that un-employed loser she let's live in her house, eat her food, drink her booze, smoke her dope (oh yeah, it could happen), and treat her body like some kind of perverted Malayasian amusement ride, well he will NEVER EVER have any shaving bumps on his joint.

And he will have you to thank for that.

That's a legacy my friend!

[Sidheguitarist]

Now granted, it might be your 4-5X Great Grand-daughter saying that...as she is shaving her lovers crotch, but that un-employed loser she let's live in her house, eat her food, drink her booze, smoke her dope (oh yeah, it could happen), and treat her body like some kind of perverted Malayasian amusement ride, well he will NEVER EVER have any shaving bumps on his joint.

And he will have you to thank for that...

^^^This forum is starting to look up.

[Jeje]

So my great great great.... whatever can shave his balls ?
100 years from now I sur hope they will invent some laser shit to shave by then

[snootydog]

The day I buy a 100K razor is the day I'll shave my nuts

What? You dont shave your nuts?

[hazmatman]

The day I buy a 100K razor is the day I'll shave my nuts

What? You dont shave your nuts?

My point exactly!

[deepcdvr]

I guess it's cool these days to 'manscape', but I personally can't imagine getting any sharp implement anywhere down 'there'.

[Jsa9791]

The day I buy a 100K razor is the day I'll shave my nuts

The day I shave my nuts is the day I buy a 100K razor. Looks like I had better take out a second mortgage ASAP.