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Why does the Norwegian navy have bar codes in their ships?
So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian
So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian
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A papa mole poked his head up out of the mole’s hole, sniffed and said yum I smell bacon and eggs...the momma mole poked her head up out of the hole and said yum, I smell pancakes and syrup. Baby mole tried and tried to get up the hole and he would just slide back down and he's try again..he got a little upset and said well all I smell is molasses.
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My neighbour embarrassed me
He said I noticed you weed your plants
He said I noticed you weed your plants
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Just back from the kleptomania championships i rook gold silver and bronze
Some say I stole the show
Some say I stole the show
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What’s the best time on a clock?
6.30, hands down
6.30, hands down
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My boss asked me why I was only only sick on work days.
I said it must be my weekend immune system.
I said it must be my weekend immune system.
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I told my friend I liked Beyoncé…He said whatever floats your boat. I said, “no, that’s buoyancy.”
I sent my hearing aids in for repair three weeks ago, and I haven't heard anything since...
I accidentally took my cats medicine last night, don't ask meow...
I sent my hearing aids in for repair three weeks ago, and I haven't heard anything since...
I accidentally took my cats medicine last night, don't ask meow...
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Why was Hans Solo not enjoying his steak?
It was Chewie
It was Chewie
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My dog will chase a stick for 100 miles
Which seems a little far fetched ….
Which seems a little far fetched ….
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What’s the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist ?
One looks up the family tree the other the family bush
One looks up the family tree the other the family bush
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That reminds me of my old jeweler.
He was a Jewish rabbi who also was a Mohel,performing most of the bris (ritual circumcisions) in the area.
After the bris, he would pass out his card for his jewelry shop.
It said.
Now lest us take care of the rest of your family jewels.
Greg
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If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist.
Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist.