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They are currently uncovering the biggest dinosaur tibia to date
It’s a real shindig!
It’s a real shindig!
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You get lots of vowel movements as well
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What do you call a rabbit with lice?
Bugs Bunny
Bugs Bunny
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Everyone told Sam not to sing.
But Samsung anyway.
But Samsung anyway.
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i went bald, but i kept my comb.
i just can't part with it.
i just can't part with it.
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yesterday, i saw a sign that said, "radio for sale, $1, stuck on full volume."
i thought, "i can't turn that down."
i thought, "i can't turn that down."
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What’s red and bad for your teeth?
A brick !
A brick !
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A guy wearing a Microsoft t-shirt walks into an Apple store and cuts a nasty fart and then shouts:
“I bet now you wish you had Windows!"
“I bet now you wish you had Windows!"
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Do you remember the joke I told you about the chiropractor?
It was about a week back.
It was about a week back.
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A pepperoni pizza costs $19.50 in Puerto Rico.
A sausage pizza costs $21.00 in Haiti.
These are...
The Pie-Rates Of The Caribbean.
A sausage pizza costs $21.00 in Haiti.
These are...
The Pie-Rates Of The Caribbean.
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Did the Gregorian calendar start with Greg or Ian?
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I got hit in the head with a can of Coke at rally.
Thank God it was a soft drink!
Thank God it was a soft drink!
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If a drummer comes out of retirement, are there repercussions?
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I just got my new personalized license plate. "BAA BAA"
It's for my black jeep.
It's for my black jeep.
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Today while waiting in line at the ATM, the old lady in front of me asked if I could help her check her balance. I was hesitant, but said sure and pushed her. She landed on her hip but the paramedics said she will be fine.
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I have a friend who writes music about sewing machines
He is a singer song writer
Or sew it seams
He is a singer song writer
Or sew it seams
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What is Santa's elves' favorite music?
Rap.
Rap.
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There is a new travel company out there for the folically challenged
Receding Airlines
Their company mantra
Baldly going where no airline has gone before
Receding Airlines
Their company mantra
Baldly going where no airline has gone before
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