What the HELL is wrong with me?????

[WatchFan]

Oh my, I have tears running down my face...those win!

Ding ding ding.. Zing!

[hoppyjr]

one day someone will hug you in hard enough to repair all the broken pieces

LOL!!!!!

[falcon4311]

I really hope all of you bastards are proud of yourselves. Ya just keep kicking a man when he's down. I'm sure Flem got Flint to join up just to bust my balls. I actually picked up a bottle of liquid ass, be very careful at the next lunch Flem & Flint, you'll leave the restaurant smelling like a chimps asshole.

http://www.amazon.com/Smelliest-Bottles ... B004CNIXG4

[Clem]

I really hope all of you bastards are proud of yourselves. Ya just keep kicking a man when he's down. I'm sure Flem got Flint to join up just to bust my balls. I actually picked up a bottle of liquid ass, be very careful at the next lunch Flem & Flint, you'll leave the restaurant smelling like a chimps asshole.

Actually Don if you put on your bifocals and look closely, Clint joined in April of last year.......

and we're all friends here, admit you picked up the "liquid ass" for jerk off lube.

[falcon4311]

Thanks for posting the store name.

I was able to hack into the security cameras and found her, Don.

She does have a smoking body but I can't figure out why you found her cute.

Her body was about the same but not even close on the face. She may have had a little more booty. By the way, what the Hell is up with her face?

[falcon4311]

I really hope all of you bastards are proud of yourselves. Ya just keep kicking a man when he's down. I'm sure Flem got Flint to join up just to bust my balls. I actually picked up a bottle of liquid ass, be very careful at the next lunch Flem & Flint, you'll leave the restaurant smelling like a chimps asshole.

Actually Don if you put on your bifocals and look closely, Clint joined in April of last year.......

and we're all friends here, admit you picked up the "liquid ass" for jerk off lube.

And the little bald guy just started posting?

[HapaHapa]

Thanks for posting the store name.

I was able to hack into the security cameras and found her, Don.

She does have a smoking body but I can't figure out why you found her cute.

Her body was about the same but not even close on the face. She may have had a little more booty. By the way, what the Hell is up with her face?

Minus the face, looks like half of our new engineers. I always wonder where these women were when I was at school.

Don't worry, you've kicked yourself enough times that the next one won't get away.

[jeckyll]

Classic thread

[BBK357]

Holy shit this thread made me ROFL so much my wife keeps looking at me.


And Don, dude come on. It's a fight or flight response. For some reason your little dinky decided to take flight. I guess deep down you didn't want that tight little musty box bad enough.
As a Bengals and Reds fan I can say "there's always next year".

[falcon4311]

Well Vlady, I plan on finding her if I have to stay in Sobeys for a week straight. I guess what blows me away is this the first one to be so direct. You go into a grocery store and you get the smiles but this woman was on the prowl. I have to land this one!!

[2canChew]

I just got back from the grocery store. While at the deli counter a stunning woman came up and out of the blue started a chat with me. The girl at the counter asked this woman beside if she could help her, the woman answered with no, this gentleman beside me was here first. I was still undecided on what I wanted so I tried to speed up the process when she said, hmm, decisions, decisions. I decided on what I wanted and made my order. This stunning woman went on to say it's a gorgeous day out, why do you have a jacket on? I replied with, I left early today and there was a chill in the air and now I'm hot. After exchanging a few more pleasantries, she said I hope you have a wonderful day. It was sooooo apparent that she wanted me to say something more but I couldn't. She was looking at me at the check out but instead I went to my car and put my groceries in like the buffoon I am.

I thought to myself, if I don't go back in, I'm never going to see this woman again. As I headed back to the store she was walking out, she asked if I forgot my dinner, I told her no, just some bread. She said in the most sexy way, aw. I STILL DIDN'T BITE!!! I chickened out again!!!! My stomach was literally turning. Make no doubt that this woman was a gorgeous, classy cougar with a body to die for, what do I do? I melted like a Hershey bar on the dash of your car in the middle of August.

I'm so pissed off with myself, I'll never that an opportunity pass me by like that again. I think I'm going to head in there every day at the same time for the next month, I've got to ask her out for a drink. I just can't believe I didn't do it today. Back in my 30's and 40's I was a Casanova, no woman was unapproachable but now that I'm mid 50's, I think I've lost my Mojo!! I've been out of the game for too long!!! Lordy I'm a frigging idiot!

Can't help but know the outcome! Did you eat the meat, or beat the meat when you got home?

[Clem]

Well Vlady, I plan on finding her if I have to stay in Sobeys for a week straight. I guess what blows me away is this the first one to be so direct. You go into a grocery store and you get the smiles but this woman was on the prowl. I have to land this one!!

What gets me is that you never once considered that maybe she was just being charitable to someone who she thought was "special needs"

I guess when she needs to provide evidence for that restraining order she won't have to look far.

[WatchFan]

Yes, tonight was my first ever post. Not bad for a Luddite!

Terpits wins for the funniest post of the night! Your original post was a close second, of course ...well, maybe Clem's was second and your post was third!

Did I mention that we love you like our great great grandfather, Don?

I can't wait for our next lunch, but leave your cologne at home!

[hoppyjr]

I really hope all of you bastards are proud of yourselves. Ya just keep kicking a man when he's down. I'm sure Flem got Flint to join up just to bust my balls. I actually picked up a bottle of liquid ass, be very careful at the next lunch Flem & Flint, you'll leave the restaurant smelling like a chimps asshole.

http://www.amazon.com/Smelliest-Bottles ... B004CNIXG4

If you coat your hand in that "liquid ass" you can have some anal tonight!

[hoppyjr]

Holy shit this thread made me ROFL so much my wife keeps looking at me.

She's looking at you because you're wearing her underwear. Again.

[Clem]

I really hope all of you bastards are proud of yourselves. Ya just keep kicking a man when he's down. I'm sure Flem got Flint to join up just to bust my balls. I actually picked up a bottle of liquid ass, be very careful at the next lunch Flem & Flint, you'll leave the restaurant smelling like a chimps asshole.

http://www.amazon.com/Smelliest-Bottles ... B004CNIXG4

If you coat your hand in that "liquid ass" you can have some anal tonight!

[hoppyjr]

Tap dat ass baby!

[WatchFan]

Leave it to you to know what a chimp's asshole smells like, Don.

[Clem]

Leave it to you to know what a chimp's asshole smells like, Don.

[falcon4311]

I just got back from the grocery store. While at the deli counter a stunning woman came up and out of the blue started a chat with me. The girl at the counter asked this woman beside if she could help her, the woman answered with no, this gentleman beside me was here first. I was still undecided on what I wanted so I tried to speed up the process when she said, hmm, decisions, decisions. I decided on what I wanted and made my order. This stunning woman went on to say it's a gorgeous day out, why do you have a jacket on? I replied with, I left early today and there was a chill in the air and now I'm hot. After exchanging a few more pleasantries, she said I hope you have a wonderful day. It was sooooo apparent that she wanted me to say something more but I couldn't. She was looking at me at the check out but instead I went to my car and put my groceries in like the buffoon I am.

I thought to myself, if I don't go back in, I'm never going to see this woman again. As I headed back to the store she was walking out, she asked if I forgot my dinner, I told her no, just some bread. She said in the most sexy way, aw. I STILL DIDN'T BITE!!! I chickened out again!!!! My stomach was literally turning. Make no doubt that this woman was a gorgeous, classy cougar with a body to die for, what do I do? I melted like a Hershey bar on the dash of your car in the middle of August.

I'm so pissed off with myself, I'll never that an opportunity pass me by like that again. I think I'm going to head in there every day at the same time for the next month, I've got to ask her out for a drink. I just can't believe I didn't do it today. Back in my 30's and 40's I was a Casanova, no woman was unapproachable but now that I'm mid 50's, I think I've lost my Mojo!! I've been out of the game for too long!!! Lordy I'm a frigging idiot!

Can't help but know the outcome! Did you eat the meat, or beat the meat when you got home?

Both, at the same time. I'm a multitasker. I was 2 fisting it. Beat and eat.

[slashd0t]

I just got back from the grocery store. While at the deli counter a stunning woman came up and out of the blue started a chat with me. The girl at the counter asked this woman beside if she could help her, the woman answered with no, this gentleman beside me was here first. I was still undecided on what I wanted so I tried to speed up the process when she said, hmm, decisions, decisions. I decided on what I wanted and made my order. This stunning woman went on to say it's a gorgeous day out, why do you have a jacket on? I replied with, I left early today and there was a chill in the air and now I'm hot. After exchanging a few more pleasantries, she said I hope you have a wonderful day. It was sooooo apparent that she wanted me to say something more but I couldn't. She was looking at me at the check out but instead I went to my car and put my groceries in like the buffoon I am.

I thought to myself, if I don't go back in, I'm never going to see this woman again. As I headed back to the store she was walking out, she asked if I forgot my dinner, I told her no, just some bread. She said in the most sexy way, aw. I STILL DIDN'T BITE!!! I chickened out again!!!! My stomach was literally turning. Make no doubt that this woman was a gorgeous, classy cougar with a body to die for, what do I do? I melted like a Hershey bar on the dash of your car in the middle of August.

I'm so pissed off with myself, I'll never that an opportunity pass me by like that again. I think I'm going to head in there every day at the same time for the next month, I've got to ask her out for a drink. I just can't believe I didn't do it today. Back in my 30's and 40's I was a Casanova, no woman was unapproachable but now that I'm mid 50's, I think I've lost my Mojo!! I've been out of the game for too long!!! Lordy I'm a frigging idiot!

Can't help but know the outcome! Did you eat the meat, or beat the meat when you got home?

Both, at the same time. I'm a multitasker. I was 2 fisting it. Beat and eat.

[WatchFan]

I hear there are police units at all the local Sobey's now...

[Clem]

I hear there are police units at all the local Sobey's now...

[hoppyjr]

This thread is awesome!

PS: Is that pic how he holds the inflatable doll close?

[Clem]

This thread is awesome!

PS: Is that pic how he holds the inflatable doll close?

What he might call a bear hug most of the world would call "snatching/kidnapping"