What the HELL is wrong with me?????

[mechnut]

Thanks for posting the store name.

I was able to hack into the security cameras and found her, Don.

She does have a smoking body but I can't figure out why you found her cute.

Butter face.

[JBZ]

Personally, I think Don's lucky. If he had gone off with her, you know he would have just woken up the next morning in a bathtub full of ice and missing a kidney.

[59yukon01]

I really hope all of you bastards are proud of yourselves. Ya just keep kicking a man when he's down. I'm sure Flem got Flint to join up just to bust my balls. I actually picked up a bottle of liquid ass, be very careful at the next lunch Flem & Flint, you'll leave the restaurant smelling like a chimps asshole.

http://www.amazon.com/Smelliest-Bottles ... B004CNIXG4

If you coat your hand in that "liquid ass" you can have some anal tonight!

LMAO....almost choked on my coffee this AM.

[falcon4311]

Leave it to you to know what a chimp's asshole smells like, Don.

AWESOME!!!!

[falcon4311]

LMFAO!

[WatchFan]

I think Don will be safe with the enhanced police presence at all the local Sobey's locations! .

[streetracer101]

Personally, I think Don's lucky. If he had gone off with her, you know he would have just woken up the next morning in a bathtub full of ice and missing a kidney.

Or herpes...

Don, are you sure you're not just becoming gay as you age?

[falcon4311]

The photoshopped pics are great.

[ElChingon7]

You only need 20 seconds of insane courage.

[falcon4311]

You only need 20 seconds of insane courage.

What do you suggest?

[BBK357]

You only need 20 seconds of insane courage.

What do you suggest?

Cocaine

[WatchFan]

You only need 20 seconds of insane courage.

So Don, the only parts that you need to add are the "20 seconds" and "courage," you have the rest covered!

[CGSshorty]

You only need 20 seconds of insane courage.

What do you suggest?

Cocaine

Works every time.

[jad3703]

[jeckyll]

This thread keeps delivering.

Tough-luv, DWC style

[toxicavenger]

Hahahaha this thread delivers!!!!

Hey Don my advice is next time when you don't have anything to say just grab her ass and hold it. Then she will know what you mean.

[Clem]

You guys are mean. Don just wants someone he can take long romantic walks with...

[gwells]

I guess it's possible to see the attraction from the other direction

[Clem]

Maybe Don needs to try online dating. This should work as a profile pic.

[BBK357]

You only need 20 seconds of insane courage.

What do you suggest?

Cocaine

Works every time.

(Stolen from Joe)

[BBK357]

I just had something embarrassing happen to me just now.
I was picking up my son from preschool and I had my little girl with me too. On the way out we were heading up the steps and I saw a girl (now 28yo milf) I went to school with. Our brisk conversation started with her saying "she's so cute, she looks like her daddy" and ended with me telling her to have a good day. When she walked away I turned back around to appreciate how she was wearing her yoga pants. I stupidly mumbled "that needs a good poundin'". Little did I know another young milf was standing at the top of the steps and seemed to hear what I said. I felt horrible as I said "hello" and she raised her eyebrows and said "hi".

[hoppyjr]

^ Ben; I think she raised an eye because you were looking over your shoulder into that mirror at the bottom of the stairs.

[425ranger]

P.S. Do NOT stalk this chick. Let it go and move on... Hanging around and looking out for her is scary to chicks.

[AtomicTom]

Wow guys, this really was epic !!! Man oh man !

Don, had thought this was an early April fools joke you were telling at first,
but then realized it wasn't by the end. ..Don't feel so bad, this happens to
a lot of guys all of the time.

I am sure you'll bump into her again there, and have better luck sir !

[jeckyll]

P.S. Do NOT stalk this chick. Let it go and move on... Hanging around and looking out for her is scary to chicks.

Only if they realize what you are doing
;-)