The Dive Watch Connection

Oh Don... We only tease you because we love you...

Don't mess with your ♛!

Oh Don... we love you like a great-great-great-great grandfather.

Nice watch! I have the black dial version with original crystal and unaltered bracelet links.

Don:

Sure we can chat; did you want another tutorial on sighting-in rifles and submachine guns? Or do you just want to be the target of my rapier wit? Can Clem come along for the chat, too?

What did the woman at the grocery store think about it when you asked her? Maybe she will want you to order her a magnifier, as well!

Don:

Even if it has Hubble telescope-like magnification you still won't be able to see the date.

Leave it be and don't wreck a perfectly good ♛!

Regards,

The Voice of Logic

Don:

Please double-glove before handling my watches.

By the way, did you ever meet up with that chick from the grocery store again?

Take the Galapagos! The rubber armour will keep it safe from drunken revelry.

P.S. - Canadian humor is weird. Why? Because I said she couldn't get any uglier? That's my face and I don't make a good looking woman. Mind you, with my face screwed up the way it is, I don't make as good looking guy. I definitely have to agree with you on both counts, Don! :p At least I admit to m...

falcon4311 wrote:

matt.wu wrote:P.S. - Canadian humor is weird.

Why? Because I said she couldn't get any uglier? That's my face and I don't make a good looking woman. Mind you, with my face screwed up the way it is, I don't make as good looking guy.

I definitely have to agree with you on both counts, Don! :p

Terpits wrote:Dude! I hacked the cameras again! Get your ass over there. Looks like she's hoping to see you.
She got make up on

Terpits is leading the league!

ElChingon7 wrote:You only need 20 seconds of insane courage.

So Don, the only parts that you need to add are the "20 seconds" and "courage," you have the rest covered!

I think Don will be safe with the enhanced police presence at all the local Sobey's locations! .

I agree! What a way to start my posting career on DWC! I can't believe I abstained from posting for this long! Thanks, Don! Please write more stories so we can make them more exciting afterwards!

You guys are hilarious & would fit right in with us idiots up here!

You guys are hilarious!

Don is in love

Love child

She's definitely a 10! No wonder why she didn't need a coat.

Right turn, Clyde!

I haven't laughed so hard and so much in a long time. Laughing "with" Don, of course!

Don should post his penthouse forum messages more often!

I hear there are police units at all the local Sobey's now...

Leave it to you to know what a chimp's asshole smells like, Don.

Yes, tonight was my first ever post. Not bad for a Luddite! Terpits wins for the funniest post of the night! Your original post was a close second, of course ...well, maybe Clem's was second and your post was third! :) Did I mention that we love you like our great great grandfather, Don? I can't wai...

Oh my, I have tears running down my face...those win!

Ding ding ding.. Zing!

Oh Don, I love you like the great great grandfather I never had.

I bet you missed me at the last watch lunch, hey Don? It's a good thing Clem makes up for me when I am not there!