The world is nuts!!!

[falcon4311]

Proof That The World Is Nuts!


In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.


(Like THAT makes sense.)


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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.


(Do they look different reversed?)


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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.


(A brick?)


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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Glad I don't live in Indonesia!)


(Much worse than 'going blind!')


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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time.


Reason: Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.


(Let's just think for a minute: Is there
any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)


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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.


The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.


(Ah! Justice!)


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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores.


(But of course!)


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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.


(Makes one shudder at the thought.)


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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.


(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)


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In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Condoms may be dispensed from a vending machine only in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.'


(Is this a great country or what?)


Well,.... not as great as Guam!


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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Who volunteers for these tests?)


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The Ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.


(From drinking little bottles of ???)


(Did our Government pay for this research??)


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Butterflies taste with their feet.


(Ah, geez.)


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An Ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.


(I know some people like that.)


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Starfish don't have brains.


(I know some people like that, too.)


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And, the best for last?


Turtles can breathe through their ass.


(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)


Thank you all for reading this.


If you need to reach me in the future, I will be

in Guam !!!!!!

[jeckyll]

[logan2z]

It just became clear why davewhitford hasn't posted in a very long time.

[marchone]

Anyone run these by Snopes yet?

[hazmatman]

I could seriously post some things in the thread like this but it would probably not go well...so I will just watch, like the Colombian mothers do.

[59yukon01]

:) The world is nuts, but I can always rely on DWC to brighten the day, after dealing all day with these said nuts.

[jsj11]

That made me chuckle in the morning thanks. My wife is Indonesian so will remind her of the draconian wanking laws to keep her in check. Methinks that there would be a lot of headless Indos about, if they ever actually enforce that law.

A good one to add was one I found out about Singapore, a week before I was due to move there - blow jobs are illegal unless they lead to full sex. If they are in isolation, then off to clink you go, but if you hang on and have full sex, then you are good to go!

[marchone]

Singapore has some really strange laws on the books. Then again so do more than a few states.

I risked caning on a frequent basis if caught doing some wild stuff.

[AntonioPD]

The facts are interesting, but the commentary is priceless!

[mikeylacroix]

Singapore has some really strange laws on the books. Then again so do more than a few states.

I risked caning on a frequent basis if caught doing some wild stuff.

Pretty sure if u don't flush after pissing its a punishable offense too

[marchone]

Especially in a flower pot.

[falcon4311]

Anyone run these by Snopes yet?

I know several of them are true, not sure about all of thm.

[Disc Golfer 209]

This was really funny to read. I know the Cali, Colombia one is false. My dad is from there.
Really funny stuff though.

[james80]

Anyone run these by Snopes yet?

I tried to confirm them on Lycos the first time I read it but my dial up was too slow.

And yes lycos.com still exists.

[2canChew]

Well... if it's on the bet it must be true. https://books.google.ca/books?id=0XVDLS ... ed&f=false

[2canChew]

Well... if it's on the Net it must be true. https://books.google.ca/books?id=0XVDLS ... ed&f=false
Funny post for sure, but this is 2015. With so many sick and corrupt systems running the World....is there really any law to obey when no-one gives a flying f@#k

[jimyritz]

Turtles, who knew

[james80]

[quote="2canChew"]Well... if it's on the bet it must be true.

[Panerai7]

Funny stuff, thanks for posting

[jswing]

That really is some crazy stuff.

[ChaseCJ7]

[falcon4311]

Well... if it's on the bet it must be true.

That is funny!!

[River Rat]

I lived on Guam for a 1 1/2 years back in 1980 when in the Navy how come I never heard of this wonder how many more of these are bogus

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time.


Reason: Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

It's a US territory same laws as the USA sorry to pop your fantasy

[falcon4311]

I don't writes em, I just posts em.

[polaco23]

Love this! Hahaha