Mark of a True Baller

fastward · Post by **fastward** » Tue Sep 01, 2015 2:26 pm

Bad Ass.

http://www.thejortshop.com

Seth · Post by **Seth** » Tue Sep 01, 2015 2:33 pm

Retards

CesarG · Post by **CesarG** » Tue Sep 01, 2015 2:40 pm

Ben?

59yukon01 · Post by **59yukon01** » Tue Sep 01, 2015 2:42 pm

Wouldn't a pair of scissors accomplish the same thing;)

streetracer101 · Post by **streetracer101** » Tue Sep 01, 2015 2:43 pm

So basically 3 guys that can cut a pair of pants and hem the bottoms. I seriously hope people don't pay for this.

Joeprez · Post by **Joeprez** » Tue Sep 01, 2015 2:43 pm

It has to be a joke...

HapaHapa · Post by **HapaHapa** » Tue Sep 01, 2015 2:44 pm

You have to be kidding. This is sad.

"Discovering a market niche not met by contemporary clothiers, these young men decided to take a stand and create something truly unique. They are jortisans who strive to create classic pieces of clothing that will stand the test of time."

JP Chestnut · Post by **JP Chestnut** » Tue Sep 01, 2015 2:46 pm

http://us.suitsupply.com/en_US/campaign?c=jort

Brimstone · Post by **Brimstone** » Tue Sep 01, 2015 2:47 pm

Jortisans... nicely done

dnslater · Post by **dnslater** » Tue Sep 01, 2015 2:55 pm

Surely it is a joke.

Taylor31315 · Post by **Taylor31315** » Tue Sep 01, 2015 2:58 pm

Wait, is this real or a joke?

Sidheguitarist · Post by **Sidheguitarist** » Tue Sep 01, 2015 4:17 pm

Clinically Ghey.

kfalk · Post by **kfalk** » Tue Sep 01, 2015 4:39 pm

More like the mark of a true catcher.

fastward · Post by **fastward** » Tue Sep 01, 2015 5:16 pm

The Chorts are the bomb. I bet those would look killer with a pair of white bucks.

deepcdvr · Post by **deepcdvr** » Tue Sep 01, 2015 7:07 pm

Would it be classless to shart in your jorts?

fastward · Post by **fastward** » Tue Sep 01, 2015 7:09 pm

deepcdvr wrote:Would it be classless to shart in your jorts?

Camo jorts? Ok.
Non-camo jorts? Totally classless.

poppydog · Post by **poppydog** » Tue Sep 01, 2015 10:51 pm

If it's not a joke and they actually make money from this, I'm going to dream up something equally [insert adjective here] and become rich.

hoppyjr · Post by **hoppyjr** » Tue Sep 01, 2015 11:34 pm

WTF?!?!

Jean shorts should never be worn by a man, unless he's a root puffer.

These "three friends" have clearly seen one up close.

ElChingon7 · Post by **ElChingon7** » Wed Sep 02, 2015 9:53 am

haha

Post by **hazmatman** » Wed Sep 02, 2015 3:25 pm

OK, I don't know about you...but I would be afraid. I think the name of the First Horsemen's steed, in ancient Sumerian is...Jort.

This is how Rome fell. Just saying.

jtbenson · Post by **jtbenson** » Wed Sep 02, 2015 3:45 pm

lmao @ shakis

HapaHapa · Post by **HapaHapa** » Wed Sep 02, 2015 5:40 pm

poppydog wrote:If it's not a joke and they actually make money from this, I'm going to dream up something equally [insert adjective here] and become rich.

Probably making more than I.

JBZ · Post by **JBZ** » Thu Sep 03, 2015 6:03 am

jtbenson wrote:lmao @ shakis

I already by my shakis at the Shaki Shack.

fastward · Post by **fastward** » Thu Sep 03, 2015 6:08 am

For me, its corts all the way.

hoppyjr · Post by **hoppyjr** » Thu Sep 03, 2015 6:34 am

If they were smart, they'd generate a web-commercial parody where they copy that State Farm commercial.

Wife: "well, what are you wearing Jake from State Farm?"

Jake: "Shakies"

Wife: "he sounds like a man of taste & distinction"

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