Mark of a True Baller
- Seth
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Retards
- 59yukon01
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Wouldn't a pair of scissors accomplish the same thing;)
- streetracer101
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So basically 3 guys that can cut a pair of pants and hem the bottoms. I seriously hope people don't pay for this.
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You have to be kidding. This is sad.
"Discovering a market niche not met by contemporary clothiers, these young men decided to take a stand and create something truly unique. They are jortisans who strive to create classic pieces of clothing that will stand the test of time."
"Discovering a market niche not met by contemporary clothiers, these young men decided to take a stand and create something truly unique. They are jortisans who strive to create classic pieces of clothing that will stand the test of time."
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Jortisans... nicely done
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Surely it is a joke.
- Sidheguitarist
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Clinically Ghey.
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More like the mark of a true catcher.
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The Chorts are the bomb. I bet those would look killer with a pair of white bucks.
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Would it be classless to shart in your jorts?
VR/
Paul
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Paul
SI VI PACEM, PARA BELLUM
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Camo jorts? Ok.deepcdvr wrote:Would it be classless to shart in your jorts?
Non-camo jorts? Totally classless.
- poppydog
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If it's not a joke and they actually make money from this, I'm going to dream up something equally [insert adjective here] and become rich.
Regards
Steve
Steve
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WTF?!?!
Jean shorts should never be worn by a man, unless he's a root puffer.
These "three friends" have clearly seen one up close.
Jean shorts should never be worn by a man, unless he's a root puffer.
These "three friends" have clearly seen one up close.
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OK, I don't know about you...but I would be afraid. I think the name of the First Horsemen's steed, in ancient Sumerian is...Jort.
This is how Rome fell. Just saying.
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lmao @ shakis
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Probably making more than I.poppydog wrote:If it's not a joke and they actually make money from this, I'm going to dream up something equally [insert adjective here] and become rich.
The Hapa
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I already by my shakis at the Shaki Shack.jtbenson wrote:lmao @ shakis
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For me, its corts all the way.
Mark of a True Baller
If they were smart, they'd generate a web-commercial parody where they copy that State Farm commercial.
Wife: "well, what are you wearing Jake from State Farm?"
Jake: "Shakies"
Wife: "he sounds like a man of taste & distinction"
Wife: "well, what are you wearing Jake from State Farm?"
Jake: "Shakies"
Wife: "he sounds like a man of taste & distinction"
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