CD2 is either ornery or just wants to be the alpha male
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CD2 is either ornery or just wants to be the alpha male
Well this morning my daughter wasn't feeling good and had a slight fever so my wife and I discussed about leaving her and the CD2 home together because we need to start giving Aegir some responsibilities around the house and since he is part of the family.
When I came home I got an earful from my daughter, luckily she took pics to show me or else I would have a hard time believing her. But either dude doesn't give a fock or he just wants to be in charge of the house when no one is home.
Check this out.
He gave my daughter some medicine, good job Aegir!
He took off the BC strap and pooped on it, WTF!!!!
Then he lined up my other watches and pooped on them, MTF'er!!!!!
Took a dump in our cats litter box
Used my espresso machine
Challenged our hamster to a wrestling match
Raided my wife's panties
Took a dump in my underwear drawer
Humped my hula girl
Took our car to the liquor store
Came back to the house and took some shots
Drank all of our wine
Went swimming with our daughters fish
Made some yellow snow
Ate all the bird food out of feeder and rubbed the bark off the tree next to it
And then licked our dogs starfish
So after all that I have decided to keep him in my sight all day long and NOT leave him alone. I think next time it might be worse.
My suggestion is if you DO decide to get a CD2 you have to decide if your other watches/house is safe with him around. Because this dude doesn't give shit and he will take what he wants and make it his.
P.S. Now I see why Todd had him locked in the safe all these years.
When I came home I got an earful from my daughter, luckily she took pics to show me or else I would have a hard time believing her. But either dude doesn't give a fock or he just wants to be in charge of the house when no one is home.
Check this out.
He gave my daughter some medicine, good job Aegir!
He took off the BC strap and pooped on it, WTF!!!!
Then he lined up my other watches and pooped on them, MTF'er!!!!!
Took a dump in our cats litter box
Used my espresso machine
Challenged our hamster to a wrestling match
Raided my wife's panties
Took a dump in my underwear drawer
Humped my hula girl
Took our car to the liquor store
Came back to the house and took some shots
Drank all of our wine
Went swimming with our daughters fish
Made some yellow snow
Ate all the bird food out of feeder and rubbed the bark off the tree next to it
And then licked our dogs starfish
So after all that I have decided to keep him in my sight all day long and NOT leave him alone. I think next time it might be worse.
My suggestion is if you DO decide to get a CD2 you have to decide if your other watches/house is safe with him around. Because this dude doesn't give shit and he will take what he wants and make it his.
P.S. Now I see why Todd had him locked in the safe all these years.
Last edited by toxicavenger on Thu Mar 12, 2015 7:53 pm, edited 2 times in total.
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CD2 is either ornery or just wants to be the alpha male
This was awesome
No doubt the Aegir went to the right guy
No doubt the Aegir went to the right guy
Many will register, few will last
Re: CD2 is either ornery or just wants to be the alpha male
A couple observations;
The pooping was his effort to show his dominance.
The Isofrane is back on because that is his "soul mate"
I like drinking.
Well done Terry!
The pooping was his effort to show his dominance.
The Isofrane is back on because that is his "soul mate"
I like drinking.
Well done Terry!
Re: CD2 is either ornery or just wants to be the alpha male
Hahahahahaha you're nuts.
You also didn't strike me as a "folded underwear" type of guy.
You also didn't strike me as a "folded underwear" type of guy.
Re: CD2 is either ornery or just wants to be the alpha male
Goddamn dude, thank you. I really needed that laugh.
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Re: CD2 is either ornery or just wants to be the alpha male
Obviously, you're smitten.
Re: CD2 is either ornery or just wants to be the alpha male
You are a crazy mofo
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Re: CD2 is either ornery or just wants to be the alpha male
That was awesome
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Re: CD2 is either ornery or just wants to be the alpha male
That's awesome.
Best. Review. Ever.
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Re: CD2 is either ornery or just wants to be the alpha male
Dude. That was hilarious in only a way YOU could pull off.
You give respect, you'll get respect - you just don't know your place.
Re: CD2 is either ornery or just wants to be the alpha male
Complete terry post. Well done.
Re: CD2 is either ornery or just wants to be the alpha male
This is insane. Entertaining, but insane.
Re: CD2 is either ornery or just wants to be the alpha male
wow.
yep i read that. and it was incredible.
yep i read that. and it was incredible.
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Re: CD2 is either ornery or just wants to be the alpha male
Is there such a thing as watch Pepto?
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Re: CD2 is either ornery or just wants to be the alpha male
I gotta ask. What was the "poop"? And please, for the love of God, don't tell me it was really poop.
You give respect, you'll get respect - you just don't know your place.
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Re: CD2 is either ornery or just wants to be the alpha male
I think some Nutella was harmed in the making of this story
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Re: CD2 is either ornery or just wants to be the alpha male
Hahaha...Can't wait for chapter 2!
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Re: CD2 is either ornery or just wants to be the alpha male
JDC222 wrote:Hahaha...Can't wait for chapter 2!
I think this was Chapter 2. Or "The Deuce" as Terry might say.
You give respect, you'll get respect - you just don't know your place.
Re: CD2 is either ornery or just wants to be the alpha male
Hey terry maybe chapter 2 should start with the CD2 getting a tattoo... it could look something like this...
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Re: CD2 is either ornery or just wants to be the alpha male
Carlo, please do not give Terry any ideas. Next thing you know he's coming back with something like this
or worse, this
for what it's worth, that last one is apparently a Romain Jerome design. You know, of Titanic watch fame.
or worse, this
for what it's worth, that last one is apparently a Romain Jerome design. You know, of Titanic watch fame.
You give respect, you'll get respect - you just don't know your place.
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That's hillarious !
pure awesomeness :
(adj) The condition of having no faults, being completely extreme, and incredibly sick at life.
(adj) The condition of having no faults, being completely extreme, and incredibly sick at life.
Re: CD2 is either ornery or just wants to be the alpha male
you're f*cked .....Glad to see the Aegir step up...
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Re: CD2 is either ornery or just wants to be the alpha male
Matt-I like folder underwear, that way you can hide the stains
Eric-your reviews on your blog should follow this format, fock the other nerd blogs out there and stand alone
Brad-Nutella was used so I could make a sandwich afterwards with Aegir's poop. That way that little focker can see I am the Alpha Male as I ate his poop in front of his eyes.
I hope there is no part two, next time he might humping my wife or getting a sniff.
Eric-your reviews on your blog should follow this format, fock the other nerd blogs out there and stand alone
Brad-Nutella was used so I could make a sandwich afterwards with Aegir's poop. That way that little focker can see I am the Alpha Male as I ate his poop in front of his eyes.
I hope there is no part two, next time he might humping my wife or getting a sniff.
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Re: CD2 is either ornery or just wants to be the alpha male
I don't even have pictures of my kids like that.
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