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Dad jokes
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Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a warehouse.
He bought a warehouse.
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After 30 years of marriage, Jim the plumber left his wife Florence.
The note on the table simply read
"It's over Flo."
The note on the table simply read
"It's over Flo."
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I ate so much over Christmas that I have decide to quit cold turkey
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What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?
Tennish!
Tennish!
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Did you hear a Willie Nelson is dead?
He was playing on the road again.
He was playing on the road again.
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Started a new job as a delivery man today.
When i got to my first address there was a little sticky note left on the door saying "Dear Mr Delivery Man, we are out, please hide in garage".
That was eight hours ago and still nobody has found me.
When i got to my first address there was a little sticky note left on the door saying "Dear Mr Delivery Man, we are out, please hide in garage".
That was eight hours ago and still nobody has found me.
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people are usually shocked when they find out i'm not a good electrician.
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We all have the same enemy. The enemy is the tyranny of the dull mind. - - Tom Robbins
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Paddy is at the airport with a sack over each shoulder and when he is stopped at customs they find that both sacks are full of mobile phones. When asked why; Paddy said, "Well, while I was on my travels in America, I got a phone call from my mate Murphy in Cork and he told me that he is starting up a jazz band and could I bring him back two saxophones
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We all have the same enemy. The enemy is the tyranny of the dull mind. - - Tom Robbins
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You know why you never see elephants hiding up in trees?
Because they’re really good at it.
Because they’re really good at it.
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That's truly horrible. Well done
We all have the same enemy. The enemy is the tyranny of the dull mind. - - Tom Robbins
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A woman with a not very attractive baby got on a bus.
The driver said, "Lady, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen; make sure you sit in the back of the bus with him".
She moved to the back of the bus in a huff and told the man she sat down next to that the driver had truly insulted her.
He said, "Go back up and give him a piece of your mind, and don't worry, I'll hold your monkey".
The driver said, "Lady, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen; make sure you sit in the back of the bus with him".
She moved to the back of the bus in a huff and told the man she sat down next to that the driver had truly insulted her.
He said, "Go back up and give him a piece of your mind, and don't worry, I'll hold your monkey".
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