Came In Today's Mail

mattcantwin · Post by **mattcantwin** » Thu Jan 12, 2017 2:21 pm

Effective May 1st.

Hope Medicare is still there.

hoppyjr · Post by **hoppyjr** » Thu Jan 12, 2017 2:26 pm

So you decided to stay "male"?

r.palace · Post by **r.palace** » Thu Jan 12, 2017 2:29 pm

Were it someone else posting, I'd think the permanent marker was not permanent

marchone · Post by **marchone** » Thu Jan 12, 2017 2:44 pm

Congratulations! Did you get a Senior Citizn Reduced Fare MetroCard yet? LIRR too.

JP Chestnut · Post by **JP Chestnut** » Thu Jan 12, 2017 2:55 pm

Thought for sure that was going to say "female".

hoppyjr · Post by **hoppyjr** » Thu Jan 12, 2017 3:14 pm

JP Chestnut wrote:Thought for sure that was going to say "female".

The surgery is expensive, unless you're incarcerated in California.

rockmastermike · Post by **rockmastermike** » Thu Jan 12, 2017 3:18 pm

Did they assume your gender?!? I am offended and triggered.

JP Chestnut · Post by **JP Chestnut** » Thu Jan 12, 2017 3:25 pm

hoppyjr wrote:
JP Chestnut wrote:Thought for sure that was going to say "female".
The surgery is expensive, unless you're incarcerated in California.

Or a soldier who stole secrets.

Selym · Post by **Selym** » Thu Jan 12, 2017 3:28 pm

hoppyjr wrote:
JP Chestnut wrote:Thought for sure that was going to say "female".
The surgery is expensive, unless you're incarcerated in California.

It may be cheap, but they don't do a very good job.

Post by **matt.wu** » Thu Jan 12, 2017 4:27 pm

"Came in Today's Mail" is a bad title....

Grahamcombat · Post by **Grahamcombat** » Thu Jan 12, 2017 4:29 pm

matt.wu wrote:"Came in Today's Mail" is a bad title....

"Came on Today's Mail" is worse

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JP Chestnut · Post by **JP Chestnut** » Thu Jan 12, 2017 4:34 pm

Selym wrote:
hoppyjr wrote:
JP Chestnut wrote:Thought for sure that was going to say "female".
The surgery is expensive, unless you're incarcerated in California.
It may be cheap, but they don't do a very good job.

Damn, now I have to find a quiet corner somewhere private...

dnslater · Post by **dnslater** » Thu Jan 12, 2017 4:41 pm

Grahamcombat wrote:
matt.wu wrote:"Came in Today's Mail" is a bad title....
"Came on Today's Mail" is worse

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Or Came in Today's Male.

BBK357 · Post by **BBK357** » Thu Jan 12, 2017 4:50 pm

matt.wu wrote:"Came in Today's Mail" is a bad title....

Exactly what I was thinking..

thought for sure his wives Frederick's of hollywood catalogue came

BBK357 · Post by **BBK357** » Thu Jan 12, 2017 4:51 pm

Todays mail is not yesterdays mail. You have to do a thorough exam to make sure its a true mail. Not as easy as lifting up the tail and taking a quick glance. you may have to get messy.

mattcantwin · Post by **mattcantwin** » Thu Jan 12, 2017 4:57 pm

hoppyjr wrote:
JP Chestnut wrote:Thought for sure that was going to say "female".
The surgery is expensive, unless you're incarcerated in California.

It's not a covered procedure?

Guess I should have posted this in Stupid Shit.

JP Chestnut · Post by **JP Chestnut** » Thu Jan 12, 2017 5:01 pm

If all stupid shit got posted in that thread, we'd probably have four active threads at a time.

1954Selmer · Post by **1954Selmer** » Thu Jan 12, 2017 5:17 pm

It looks very sexual. Glass dildo??

59yukon01 · Post by **59yukon01** » Thu Jan 12, 2017 5:19 pm

So you will be male effective May 1, 2017?

BBK357 · Post by **BBK357** » Thu Jan 12, 2017 5:22 pm

Post by **matt.wu** » Thu Jan 12, 2017 9:46 pm

dnslater wrote:
Grahamcombat wrote:
matt.wu wrote:"Came in Today's Mail" is a bad title....
"Came on Today's Mail" is worse

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Or Came in Today's Male.

hoppyjr · Post by **hoppyjr** » Thu Jan 12, 2017 10:06 pm

BBK357 wrote:

From Ben's personal collection. ^

hoppyjr · Post by **hoppyjr** » Thu Jan 12, 2017 10:08 pm

Selym wrote:
hoppyjr wrote:
JP Chestnut wrote:Thought for sure that was going to say "female".
The surgery is expensive, unless you're incarcerated in California.
It may be cheap, but they don't do a very good job.

2, 3, 4, 1 ??????

justsellbrgs · Post by **justsellbrgs** » Fri Jan 13, 2017 6:12 am

give your doctor a call if after 4 hours........ well you know

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