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Re: Test environment ideas?

Post by Joeprez » Wed Jan 27, 2016 2:26 pm

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Post by Joeprez » Wed Jan 27, 2016 2:26 pm

Graeme wrote:How about, strapping a few together to form a crude bikini and find some busty honey to model it?
I like this idea.
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Re: Test environment ideas?

Post by Nomadz » Wed Jan 27, 2016 2:40 pm

Nomadz wrote:Just bought a grey one. Going to put it on my CWC diver (issued ex SBS) and kick doors , hang out of helicopters , have my hands in blood guts and unpleasentness,make lots of things go bang , work out, run,swim , fuck,piss , Shit and shower etc for a year. Same watch same strap. I will get back to you.
That's as long as Walmart allow me to do this while working in the deli.
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Re: Test environment ideas?

Post by 59yukon01 » Wed Jan 27, 2016 4:22 pm

Joeprez wrote:
Graeme wrote:How about, strapping a few together to form a crude bikini and find some busty honey to model it?
I like this idea.
+2:o

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Post by alexkemaris » Wed Jan 27, 2016 4:50 pm

1. You thought about freezing, thawing, repeat... What about boiling it?

2. Send it to China in a Shaolin temple and get them to use it as an end bit to pull trucks with their crotches.

3. Ok #2 was a joke... But I reckon if you sponsored a tough mudder or ironman event they'll reciprocate.

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Test environment ideas?

Post by HapaHapa » Wed Jan 27, 2016 5:25 pm

Know any local kids who run track and wear a watch? G-shock type watches take 22mm these days. Maybe one of those kids could wear a Toxic during spring/summer training and beat the hell out of a strap.
Not sure if football, bball or hockey players are allowed to wear watches. If yes then more abuse opportunities.
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Post by Captdave » Wed Jan 27, 2016 6:53 pm

Nomadz wrote:
Nomadz wrote:Just bought a grey one. Going to put it on my CWC diver (issued ex SBS) and kick doors , hang out of helicopters , have my hands in blood guts and unpleasentness,make lots of things go bang , work out, run,swim , fuck,piss , Shit and shower etc for a year. Same watch same strap. I will get back to you.
That's as long as Walmart allow me to do this while working in the deli.
I'll also wear one while hanging out of helicopters, getting doused repeatedly with sea water, jumping from a ship onto a small boat in a violent ocean, working on my property, working out, showering, working on my vehicles and small machines getting greasy and oily, skiing, and hiking/climbing.
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Post by Captdave » Wed Jan 27, 2016 6:56 pm

Give some to local fire departments. Those guys would really put it to a good test.
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Post by hoppyjr » Wed Jan 27, 2016 7:17 pm

Captdave wrote:Give some to local fire departments. Those guys would really put it to a good test.
Sitting in a recliner watching HBO isn't that stressful on a watch strap.

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Post by CGSshorty » Wed Jan 27, 2016 8:53 pm

hoppyjr wrote:
Captdave wrote:Give some to local fire departments. Those guys would really put it to a good test.
Sitting in a recliner watching HBO isn't that stressful on a watch strap.

:)
They might get some spaghetti sauce on them while making dinner.
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Post by Grahamcombat » Wed Jan 27, 2016 9:11 pm

Captdave wrote:Give some to local fire departments. Those guys would really put it to a good test.
They might fade a little bit with the reflections from the mirrors.

Or they might get frayed from rubbing against their pants while holding XBOX controllers.

Or doing sun ops outside.

Or talking. A lot. While playing foosball. And pool.

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Post by CGSshorty » Wed Jan 27, 2016 9:20 pm

You could have "I'm a hero" stitched into theirs, so they won't have to keep telling you. They'll still fucking tell you.
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Re: Test environment ideas?

Post by Grahamcombat » Wed Jan 27, 2016 9:31 pm

I've got three friends that were SEALS before they became firemen. Guess who they like to talk about?

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Post by hoppyjr » Wed Jan 27, 2016 9:35 pm

Is now I good time to mention I did four years with the FD...?

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Post by JDC222 » Wed Jan 27, 2016 9:43 pm

CGSshorty wrote:
hoppyjr wrote:
Captdave wrote:Give some to local fire departments. Those guys would really put it to a good test.
Sitting in a recliner watching HBO isn't that stressful on a watch strap.

:)
They might get some spaghetti sauce on them while making dinner.
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Post by Nomadz » Wed Jan 27, 2016 11:37 pm

In all seriousness send some to the Smokejumpers. These firemen do a very tough and dangerous job.

http://www.northcascadessmokejumperbase.com/what-we-do/
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Post by toxicavenger » Thu Jan 28, 2016 8:15 am

Nomadz wrote:In all seriousness send some to the Smokejumpers. These firemen do a very tough and dangerous job.

http://www.northcascadessmokejumperbase.com/what-we-do/
those dudes are bad ass, but that would have to be in the summer when fires are bigger. Great idea though. If I can build up some stock then I can get a few out to them.

Hell, then I can do like Resco and put pics over every page on my site raving about it. :shifty:

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Post by toxicavenger » Thu Jan 28, 2016 8:18 am

Grahamcombat wrote:I've got three friends that were SEALS before they became firemen. Guess who they like to talk about?
I have one friend like this and it drives me crazy. It is bad enough that I work with a couple of "ring knockers" also. :banghead:

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Post by Grahamcombat » Thu Jan 28, 2016 10:59 am

toxicavenger wrote:
Grahamcombat wrote:I've got three friends that were SEALS before they became firemen. Guess who they like to talk about?
I have one friend like this and it drives me crazy. It is bad enough that I work with a couple of "ring knockers" also. :banghead:
And they're into cross fit so it's like a never ending stream of "look at me". Love it. Never ending material.

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Re: Test environment ideas?

Post by Captdave » Thu Jan 28, 2016 11:01 am

toxicavenger wrote:
Grahamcombat wrote:I've got three friends that were SEALS before they became firemen. Guess who they like to talk about?
I have one friend like this and it drives me crazy. It is bad enough that I work with a couple of "ring knockers" also. :banghead:
Work with ring knockers also.
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Re: Test environment ideas?

Post by Captdave » Thu Jan 28, 2016 11:02 am

toxicavenger wrote:
Nomadz wrote:In all seriousness send some to the Smokejumpers. These firemen do a very tough and dangerous job.

http://www.northcascadessmokejumperbase.com/what-we-do/
those dudes are bad ass, but that would have to be in the summer when fires are bigger. Great idea though. If I can build up some stock then I can get a few out to them.

Hell, then I can do like Resco and put pics over every page on my site raving about it. :shifty:
I can hook you up with the smoke jumpers have a couple cousins that do it and one that works at their base in Winthrop.
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Post by Captdave » Thu Jan 28, 2016 11:04 am

Nomadz wrote:In all seriousness send some to the Smokejumpers. These firemen do a very tough and dangerous job.

http://www.northcascadessmokejumperbase.com/what-we-do/
Coast guard rescue swimmers would also be a good bunch of guys to have field test them.
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Re: Test environment ideas?

Post by Captdave » Thu Jan 28, 2016 11:07 am

hoppyjr wrote:Is now I good time to mention I did four years with the FD...?

(but it's still all true)
Have a lot of respect for fire fighters after having gone through a month of fire training in marine fire fighting for my job. Nothing I'd want to do for a living but I'm glad that others do.
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Re: Test environment ideas?

Post by Grahamcombat » Thu Jan 28, 2016 3:34 pm

hoppyjr wrote:Is now I good time to mention I did four years with the FD...?

(but it's still all true)
Disrespect is still a form of respect :-)

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Post by toxicavenger » Thu Jan 28, 2016 6:33 pm

Captdave wrote:
toxicavenger wrote:
Nomadz wrote:In all seriousness send some to the Smokejumpers. These firemen do a very tough and dangerous job.

http://www.northcascadessmokejumperbase.com/what-we-do/
those dudes are bad ass, but that would have to be in the summer when fires are bigger. Great idea though. If I can build up some stock then I can get a few out to them.

Hell, then I can do like Resco and put pics over every page on my site raving about it. :shifty:
I can hook you up with the smoke jumpers have a couple cousins that do it and one that works at their base in Winthrop.
Nice, I will let you know Dave. :salute:

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