Came In Today's Mail

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Came In Today's Mail

Post by mattcantwin » Thu Jan 12, 2017 2:21 pm

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Effective May 1st.




Hope Medicare is still there. :pray:
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Re: Came In Today's Mail

Post by hoppyjr » Thu Jan 12, 2017 2:26 pm

So you decided to stay "male"?

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Came In Today's Mail

Post by r.palace » Thu Jan 12, 2017 2:29 pm

Were it someone else posting, I'd think the permanent marker was not permanent
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Post by marchone » Thu Jan 12, 2017 2:44 pm

Congratulations! Did you get a Senior Citizn Reduced Fare MetroCard yet? LIRR too.

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Post by JP Chestnut » Thu Jan 12, 2017 2:55 pm

Thought for sure that was going to say "female".

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Post by hoppyjr » Thu Jan 12, 2017 3:14 pm

JP Chestnut wrote:Thought for sure that was going to say "female".
The surgery is expensive, unless you're incarcerated in California.

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Post by rockmastermike » Thu Jan 12, 2017 3:18 pm

Did they assume your gender?!? I am offended and triggered.
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Post by JP Chestnut » Thu Jan 12, 2017 3:25 pm

hoppyjr wrote:
JP Chestnut wrote:Thought for sure that was going to say "female".
The surgery is expensive, unless you're incarcerated in California.
Or a soldier who stole secrets.

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Post by Selym » Thu Jan 12, 2017 3:28 pm

hoppyjr wrote:
JP Chestnut wrote:Thought for sure that was going to say "female".
The surgery is expensive, unless you're incarcerated in California.
It may be cheap, but they don't do a very good job.

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Re: Came In Today's Mail

Post by matt.wu » Thu Jan 12, 2017 4:27 pm

"Came in Today's Mail" is a bad title.... :lol:
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Re: Came In Today's Mail

Post by Grahamcombat » Thu Jan 12, 2017 4:29 pm

matt.wu wrote:"Came in Today's Mail" is a bad title.... :lol:
"Came on Today's Mail" is worse


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Re: Came In Today's Mail

Post by JP Chestnut » Thu Jan 12, 2017 4:34 pm

Selym wrote:
hoppyjr wrote:
JP Chestnut wrote:Thought for sure that was going to say "female".
The surgery is expensive, unless you're incarcerated in California.
It may be cheap, but they don't do a very good job.

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Post by dnslater » Thu Jan 12, 2017 4:41 pm

Grahamcombat wrote:
matt.wu wrote:"Came in Today's Mail" is a bad title.... :lol:
"Came on Today's Mail" is worse


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Or Came in Today's Male.

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Re: Came In Today's Mail

Post by BBK357 » Thu Jan 12, 2017 4:50 pm

matt.wu wrote:"Came in Today's Mail" is a bad title.... :lol:

Exactly what I was thinking..

thought for sure his wives Frederick's of hollywood catalogue came
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Re: Came In Today's Mail

Post by BBK357 » Thu Jan 12, 2017 4:51 pm

Todays mail is not yesterdays mail. You have to do a thorough exam to make sure its a true mail. Not as easy as lifting up the tail and taking a quick glance. you may have to get messy.
DEATH FROM ABOVE

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Re: Came In Today's Mail

Post by mattcantwin » Thu Jan 12, 2017 4:57 pm

hoppyjr wrote:
JP Chestnut wrote:Thought for sure that was going to say "female".
The surgery is expensive, unless you're incarcerated in California.

It's not a covered procedure?



Guess I should have posted this in Stupid Shit.
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Post by JP Chestnut » Thu Jan 12, 2017 5:01 pm

If all stupid shit got posted in that thread, we'd probably have four active threads at a time.

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Re: Came In Today's Mail

Post by 1954Selmer » Thu Jan 12, 2017 5:17 pm

It looks very sexual. Glass dildo??

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Post by 59yukon01 » Thu Jan 12, 2017 5:19 pm

So you will be male effective May 1, 2017?
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Post by BBK357 » Thu Jan 12, 2017 5:22 pm

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DEATH FROM ABOVE

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Re: Came In Today's Mail

Post by matt.wu » Thu Jan 12, 2017 9:46 pm

dnslater wrote:
Grahamcombat wrote:
matt.wu wrote:"Came in Today's Mail" is a bad title.... :lol:
"Came on Today's Mail" is worse


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Or Came in Today's Male.
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Post by hoppyjr » Thu Jan 12, 2017 10:06 pm

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From Ben's personal collection. ^

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Re: Came In Today's Mail

Post by hoppyjr » Thu Jan 12, 2017 10:08 pm

Selym wrote:
hoppyjr wrote:
JP Chestnut wrote:Thought for sure that was going to say "female".
The surgery is expensive, unless you're incarcerated in California.
It may be cheap, but they don't do a very good job.

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2, 3, 4, 1 ??????

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Re: Came In Today's Mail

Post by justsellbrgs » Fri Jan 13, 2017 6:12 am

give your doctor a call if after 4 hours........ well you know
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