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Where did you get that man purse?
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Where do I sign up???

Post by JDC222 » Tue Nov 29, 2016 4:31 pm

Whisky has killed more men than bullets, but most men would rather be full of whisky than bullets.
Winston Churchill.

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Post by HapaHapa » Tue Nov 29, 2016 5:04 pm

Your health would be jacked after 60 days in bed. And you'd be pretty chubby.
The Hapa

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Post by JP Chestnut » Tue Nov 29, 2016 6:16 pm

Become a prostitute.

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Post by ChuckW » Tue Nov 29, 2016 6:31 pm

I do that anyway and not getting paid for it. Bummer.
No, it's not Tourettes.

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Post by 59yukon01 » Tue Nov 29, 2016 6:32 pm

I'm sure a catheter and bed pan would be required so no thanks.

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Post by Selym » Tue Nov 29, 2016 9:00 pm

Conjugal visits?

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Post by dnslater » Wed Nov 30, 2016 4:52 am

Selym wrote:Conjugal visits?
Missionary only?

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Post by ItnStln » Thu Dec 01, 2016 6:49 pm

Selym wrote:Conjugal visits?
There better be!

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Post by ChuckW » Sun Dec 04, 2016 9:43 am

ItnStln wrote:
Selym wrote:Conjugal visits?
There better be!
They probably hook you up to one of these.

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No, it's not Tourettes.

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Post by ItnStln » Sun Dec 04, 2016 10:55 am

ChuckW wrote:
ItnStln wrote:
Selym wrote:Conjugal visits?
There better be!
They probably hook you up to one of these.

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Haha probably!

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Post by BBK357 » Sun Dec 04, 2016 1:31 pm

ChuckW wrote:
ItnStln wrote:
Selym wrote:Conjugal visits?
There better be!
They probably hook you up to one of these.

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Whoa. That looks incredible


Brb...
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Post by toxicavenger » Sun Dec 04, 2016 5:36 pm

BBK357 wrote:
ChuckW wrote:
ItnStln wrote:
Selym wrote:Conjugal visits?
There better be!
They probably hook you up to one of these.

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Whoa. That looks incredible


Brb...
WOW a chud choker!!! Do you have a link for this one???

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Post by ChuckW » Sun Dec 04, 2016 6:51 pm

toxicavenger wrote:
BBK357 wrote:
ChuckW wrote:
ItnStln wrote:
Selym wrote:Conjugal visits?
There better be!
They probably hook you up to one of these.

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Whoa. That looks incredible


Brb...
WOW a chud choker!!! Do you have a link for this one???
Here ya go, sparky.

http://www.autoblow2.com/?gclid=CjwKEAi ... oCJRPw_wcB
No, it's not Tourettes.

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Post by ItnStln » Sun Dec 04, 2016 6:56 pm

ChuckW wrote:
toxicavenger wrote:
BBK357 wrote:
ChuckW wrote:
ItnStln wrote:
Selym wrote:Conjugal visits?
There better be!
They probably hook you up to one of these.

Image
Whoa. That looks incredible


Brb...
WOW a chud choker!!! Do you have a link for this one???
Here ya go, sparky.

http://www.autoblow2.com/?gclid=CjwKEAi ... oCJRPw_wcB
That's expensive!

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Post by toxicavenger » Sun Dec 04, 2016 6:56 pm

ChuckW wrote:
toxicavenger wrote:
BBK357 wrote:
ChuckW wrote:
ItnStln wrote:
Selym wrote:Conjugal visits?
There better be!
They probably hook you up to one of these.

Image
Whoa. That looks incredible


Brb...
WOW a chud choker!!! Do you have a link for this one???
Here ya go, sparky.

http://www.autoblow2.com/?gclid=CjwKEAi ... oCJRPw_wcB
Thanks, this would be a great stocking "stuff'er"

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Post by 59yukon01 » Sun Dec 04, 2016 7:22 pm

ItnStln wrote:
ChuckW wrote:
toxicavenger wrote:
BBK357 wrote:
ChuckW wrote:
ItnStln wrote:
Selym wrote:Conjugal visits?
There better be!
They probably hook you up to one of these.

Image
Whoa. That looks incredible


Brb...
WOW a chud choker!!! Do you have a link for this one???
Here ya go, sparky.

http://www.autoblow2.com/?gclid=CjwKEAi ... oCJRPw_wcB
That's expensive!
Probably not considering the cost of a date with dinner, movie, and the uncertainty of getting lucky or not.

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Post by ItnStln » Sun Dec 04, 2016 7:36 pm

59yukon01 wrote:
ItnStln wrote:
ChuckW wrote:
toxicavenger wrote:
BBK357 wrote:
ChuckW wrote:
ItnStln wrote:
Selym wrote:Conjugal visits?
There better be!
They probably hook you up to one of these.

Image
Whoa. That looks incredible


Brb...
WOW a chud choker!!! Do you have a link for this one???
Here ya go, sparky.

http://www.autoblow2.com/?gclid=CjwKEAi ... oCJRPw_wcB
That's expensive!
Probably not considering the cost of a date with dinner, movie, and the uncertainty of getting lucky or not.
Since you put it that way...that's actually cheap!

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Post by toxicavenger » Sun Dec 04, 2016 8:05 pm

ItnStln wrote:
59yukon01 wrote:
ItnStln wrote:
ChuckW wrote:
toxicavenger wrote:
BBK357 wrote:
ChuckW wrote:
ItnStln wrote:
Selym wrote:Conjugal visits?
There better be!
They probably hook you up to one of these.

Image
Whoa. That looks incredible


Brb...
WOW a chud choker!!! Do you have a link for this one???
Here ya go, sparky.

http://www.autoblow2.com/?gclid=CjwKEAi ... oCJRPw_wcB
That's expensive!
Probably not considering the cost of a date with dinner, movie, and the uncertainty of getting lucky or not.
Since you put it that way...that's actually cheap!
They are having a special right now also. :cheers: :cheers:
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Post by BBK357 » Sun Dec 04, 2016 9:03 pm

I might have to try it.

Besides, if I don't like it, should be a quick flip....


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Post by streetracer101 » Mon Dec 05, 2016 4:58 am

What's with the wire looking thing close to the shaft? Looks risky.

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Post by JP Chestnut » Mon Dec 05, 2016 6:12 am

What are you supposed to do if you're too big for the "C" size?

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Post by 59yukon01 » Mon Dec 05, 2016 6:38 am

JP Chestnut wrote:What are you supposed to do if you're too big for the "C" size?
Wake up from your dream.;)

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Post by JP Chestnut » Mon Dec 05, 2016 6:40 am

59yukon01 wrote:
JP Chestnut wrote:What are you supposed to do if you're too big for the "C" size?
Wake up from your dream.;)
Correct answer - get into porn


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Post by james80 » Mon Dec 05, 2016 6:06 pm

ChuckW wrote:
ItnStln wrote:
Selym wrote:Conjugal visits?
There better be!
They probably hook you up to one of these.

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I wonder if this will fit the flesh light iPad case?

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