Powerball no winners

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Re: Powerball no winners

Post by toxicavenger » Mon Jan 11, 2016 8:54 am

I had a friend who said he would blow our whole shop if he won the lottery, funny he got pissed when I asked him what I could get for $20.

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Re: Powerball no winners

Post by dnslater » Mon Jan 11, 2016 10:22 am

Heuerville wrote:
mikeylacroix wrote:Some dude got interviewed on tv bout what he would do if he won 700mil..he said and i quote:
'Lotsa hookers and cocaine'
Listening to Jeff O'Neil on CFOX.. Talking about the Powerball, and that the Playboy Mansion is up for sale for $200M.
He said you could buy that, and spend the rest of the money cleaning it :roll:

Did you see the catch/stipulation with the sale ? - Hugh gets to live their until he dies. Would be pretty cool to have him hanging about your house though in his robe.

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Re: Powerball no winners

Post by BBK357 » Mon Jan 11, 2016 10:45 am

dnslater wrote:
59yukon01 wrote:
mikeylacroix wrote:Some dude got interviewed on tv bout what he would do if he won 700mil..he said and i quote:
'Lotsa hookers and cocaine'
He should ask Lamar Odom how that worked for him.;)
Or Charlie Sheen.
It's all about balance
DEATH FROM ABOVE
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Re: Powerball no winners

Post by gristler » Mon Jan 11, 2016 10:52 am

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Re: Powerball no winners

Post by BBK357 » Mon Jan 11, 2016 10:56 am

:)
DEATH FROM ABOVE
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Re: Powerball no winners

Post by Henryj » Mon Jan 11, 2016 12:29 pm

I have no idea what I'd do with that kind of surprise income. Keep working? Yeahhhh, NO! There are a few things in my work location apartment with real sentimental value, but that would only take about 10 minutes to pack up.

Beyond that, I'd need a cardiologist to help with the stress. You know the old line "I have enough money to get away with one murder." I don't know how to trim down the list to one.
“Punishable by fine” = Legal for a price.”

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Re: Powerball no winners

Post by 59yukon01 » Mon Jan 11, 2016 12:54 pm

I'd buy a private island in the tropics to get away from all the stupid people in the world. Better yet a huge yacht and just keep moving around:)

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Re: Powerball no winners

Post by dukerules » Mon Jan 11, 2016 1:59 pm

I just bought ten tickets. I feel good about my chances of winning.

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Re: Powerball no winners

Post by streetracer101 » Mon Jan 11, 2016 2:52 pm


awesome :headbang:

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Re: Powerball no winners

Post by zepp21 » Mon Jan 11, 2016 3:45 pm

Imagine this poor bastard l
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Re: Powerball no winners

Post by hoppyjr » Mon Jan 11, 2016 3:47 pm

zepp21 wrote:Imagine this poor bastard l
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I don't get it...

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Re: Powerball no winners

Post by CoachH » Mon Jan 11, 2016 3:57 pm

hoppyjr wrote:
zepp21 wrote:Imagine this poor bastard l
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I don't get it...
The second set of numbers is one number off all the way across!

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Re: Powerball no winners

Post by dukerules » Mon Jan 11, 2016 4:49 pm

Damn.

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Re: Powerball no winners

Post by marchone » Mon Jan 11, 2016 4:50 pm

A near miss is as good as a mile.
only accurate watches are interesting

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Re: Powerball no winners

Post by hoppyjr » Mon Jan 11, 2016 4:56 pm

CoachH wrote:
hoppyjr wrote:
zepp21 wrote:Imagine this poor bastard l
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I don't get it...
The second set of numbers is one number off all the way across!
.....and I banged a girl who had the same color hair as Pam Anderson.

Doesn't count.

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Re: Powerball no winners

Post by HapaHapa » Mon Jan 11, 2016 5:29 pm

That's gotta be photo shopped
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Re: Powerball no winners

Post by Grahamcombat » Mon Jan 11, 2016 7:10 pm

Sidheguitarist wrote:
ericf4 wrote:Yeah its ok I guess. I always love when people say they would still work if they won. Lol. That's funny. A month at best.
I would halt anything that gets in the way of living every moment to the fullest.
While it's true that I'd jettison anything having to do with the state so fast you'd hear wind rushing off my fingers sending the email, I really like my other gigs: traveling somewhere fun with my wife to play art song for a listening audience is pretty cool; I'd do even more of that. I've also been known to cram 6 college students and their guitars into the town car, drive to the local hip coffeeshop, and sit around drinking hemp lattes while showing beginners how to play bob Marley, tom petty, and Kansas. My "day job" is a gas. Only reason I don't do that all the time is not every class can fit into the Lincoln. For half of 1.xB, I'd find a vehicle and driver that would work. (Of course, I'd also still be unemployed summer/Christmas, so it's not like I couldn't find time for bomber camp and weightless space travel with lexy panterra's advanced class).
I would respectfully like to be considered for the "find a vehicle and driver" position. Remember: I knew you BEFORE you won.

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Re: Powerball no winners

Post by hoppyjr » Mon Jan 11, 2016 7:43 pm

I would work if I won.

I'd work at spending that loot on a beach house and women. Think Charlie Sheen without the AIDS.

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Re: Powerball no winners

Post by JBZ » Tue Jan 12, 2016 5:58 am

hoppyjr wrote:I would work if I won.

I'd work at spending that loot on a beach house and women. Think Charlie Sheen without the AIDS.
Just remember, Charlie Sheen once thought he was Charlie Sheen without the AIDS.
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Re: Powerball no winners

Post by Sidheguitarist » Tue Jan 12, 2016 8:22 am

Charlie Sheen should HTFU. When life gives you AIDS, make LemonAIDS™!


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Re: Powerball no winners

Post by marchone » Tue Jan 12, 2016 8:40 am

$1.5B.
only accurate watches are interesting

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Re: Powerball no winners

Post by hoppyjr » Tue Jan 12, 2016 8:46 am

If I win I'm buying all my DWC homies a special watch.

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Re: Powerball no winners

Post by marchone » Tue Jan 12, 2016 8:52 am

hoppyjr wrote:If I win I'm buying all my DWC homies a special watch.
May I please have a Philippe Dufour Simplicity? Thanks in advance.
only accurate watches are interesting

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Re: Powerball no winners

Post by blowfish89 » Tue Jan 12, 2016 8:57 am

hoppyjr wrote:If I win I'm buying all my DWC homies a special watch.
I'm not playing, so I hope you win. Hulk for me :mrgreen:

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Re: Powerball no winners

Post by hoppyjr » Tue Jan 12, 2016 9:56 am

I'll clarify; matching watches. I'm thinking either Rolex or Steinhart


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