Mark of a True Baller

Where did you get that man purse?
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Mark of a True Baller

Post by fastward » Tue Sep 01, 2015 2:26 pm


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Re: Mark of a True Baller

Post by Seth » Tue Sep 01, 2015 2:33 pm

Retards
You can't polish a turd.... But you can roll it in glitter.

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Re: Mark of a True Baller

Post by CesarG » Tue Sep 01, 2015 2:40 pm

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Ben?

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Re: Mark of a True Baller

Post by 59yukon01 » Tue Sep 01, 2015 2:42 pm

Wouldn't a pair of scissors accomplish the same thing;)

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Re: Mark of a True Baller

Post by streetracer101 » Tue Sep 01, 2015 2:43 pm

So basically 3 guys that can cut a pair of pants and hem the bottoms. I seriously hope people don't pay for this.

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Re: Mark of a True Baller

Post by Joeprez » Tue Sep 01, 2015 2:43 pm

It has to be a joke...
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Re: Mark of a True Baller

Post by HapaHapa » Tue Sep 01, 2015 2:44 pm

You have to be kidding. This is sad.

"Discovering a market niche not met by contemporary clothiers, these young men decided to take a stand and create something truly unique. They are jortisans who strive to create classic pieces of clothing that will stand the test of time."
The Hapa

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Re: Mark of a True Baller

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Re: Mark of a True Baller

Post by Brimstone » Tue Sep 01, 2015 2:47 pm

Jortisans... nicely done
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Re: Mark of a True Baller

Post by dnslater » Tue Sep 01, 2015 2:55 pm

Surely it is a joke.

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Mark of a True Baller

Post by Taylor31315 » Tue Sep 01, 2015 2:58 pm

Wait, is this real or a joke?

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Re: Mark of a True Baller

Post by Sidheguitarist » Tue Sep 01, 2015 4:17 pm

Clinically Ghey.
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Re: Mark of a True Baller

Post by kfalk » Tue Sep 01, 2015 4:39 pm

More like the mark of a true catcher.
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Re: Mark of a True Baller

Post by fastward » Tue Sep 01, 2015 5:16 pm

The Chorts are the bomb. I bet those would look killer with a pair of white bucks.

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Re: Mark of a True Baller

Post by deepcdvr » Tue Sep 01, 2015 7:07 pm

Would it be classless to shart in your jorts?
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Re: Mark of a True Baller

Post by fastward » Tue Sep 01, 2015 7:09 pm

deepcdvr wrote:Would it be classless to shart in your jorts?
Camo jorts? Ok.
Non-camo jorts? Totally classless.

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Re: Mark of a True Baller

Post by poppydog » Tue Sep 01, 2015 10:51 pm

If it's not a joke and they actually make money from this, I'm going to dream up something equally [insert adjective here] and become rich.
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Re: Mark of a True Baller

Post by hoppyjr » Tue Sep 01, 2015 11:34 pm

WTF?!?!

Jean shorts should never be worn by a man, unless he's a root puffer.

These "three friends" have clearly seen one up close.

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Re: Mark of a True Baller

Post by ElChingon7 » Wed Sep 02, 2015 9:53 am

haha :lol: :lol:
WTF

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Re: Mark of a True Baller

Post by hazmatman » Wed Sep 02, 2015 3:25 pm

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OK, I don't know about you...but I would be afraid. I think the name of the First Horsemen's steed, in ancient Sumerian is...Jort.

This is how Rome fell. Just saying.
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Re: Mark of a True Baller

Post by jtbenson » Wed Sep 02, 2015 3:45 pm

lmao @ shakis
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Re: Mark of a True Baller

Post by HapaHapa » Wed Sep 02, 2015 5:40 pm

poppydog wrote:If it's not a joke and they actually make money from this, I'm going to dream up something equally [insert adjective here] and become rich.
Probably making more than I.
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Re: Mark of a True Baller

Post by JBZ » Thu Sep 03, 2015 6:03 am

jtbenson wrote:lmao @ shakis
I already by my shakis at the Shaki Shack.
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Re: Mark of a True Baller

Post by fastward » Thu Sep 03, 2015 6:08 am

For me, its corts all the way.

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Mark of a True Baller

Post by hoppyjr » Thu Sep 03, 2015 6:34 am

If they were smart, they'd generate a web-commercial parody where they copy that State Farm commercial.

Wife: "well, what are you wearing Jake from State Farm?"

Jake: "Shakies"

Wife: "he sounds like a man of taste & distinction"

:lol:

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