CD2 is either ornery or just wants to be the alpha male

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CD2 is either ornery or just wants to be the alpha male

Post by toxicavenger » Thu Mar 12, 2015 3:14 pm

Well this morning my daughter wasn't feeling good and had a slight fever so my wife and I discussed about leaving her and the CD2 home together because we need to start giving Aegir some responsibilities around the house and since he is part of the family. :love:

When I came home I got an earful from my daughter, luckily she took pics to show me or else I would have a hard time believing her. But either dude doesn't give a fock or he just wants to be in charge of the house when no one is home.

Check this out.
He gave my daughter some medicine, good job Aegir! Image
He took off the BC strap and pooped on it, WTF!!!! :o
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Then he lined up my other watches and pooped on them, MTF'er!!!!! :angryfire:
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Took a dump in our cats litter box :scratch:
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Used my espresso machine :naughty:
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Challenged our hamster to a wrestling match :think:
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Raided my wife's panties :duel:
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Took a dump in my underwear drawer :torch:
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Humped my hula girl :roll:
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Took our car to the liquor store :argue:
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Came back to the house and took some shots :drinkingbuddies:
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Drank all of our wine :split:
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Went swimming with our daughters fish :o
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Made some yellow snow :monkeypiss:
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Ate all the bird food out of feeder and rubbed the bark off the tree next to it :bs:
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And then licked our dogs starfish :puke:
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So after all that I have decided to keep him in my sight all day long and NOT leave him alone. I think next time it might be worse.

My suggestion is if you DO decide to get a CD2 you have to decide if your other watches/house is safe with him around. Because this dude doesn't give shit and he will take what he wants and make it his.









P.S. Now I see why Todd had him locked in the safe all these years. :banghead:
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CD2 is either ornery or just wants to be the alpha male

Post by r.palace » Thu Mar 12, 2015 3:32 pm

This was awesome :clap:

No doubt the Aegir went to the right guy :roll:
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Post by hoppyjr » Thu Mar 12, 2015 3:39 pm

A couple observations;

The pooping was his effort to show his dominance.

The Isofrane is back on because that is his "soul mate"

I like drinking.

Well done Terry! :clap:

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Post by matt.wu » Thu Mar 12, 2015 3:39 pm

Hahahahahaha you're nuts.

You also didn't strike me as a "folded underwear" type of guy. :shrug:
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Post by Torrid » Thu Mar 12, 2015 3:41 pm

Goddamn dude, thank you. I really needed that laugh.

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Post by mattcantwin » Thu Mar 12, 2015 3:45 pm

Obviously, you're smitten. :love:
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Post by mfxr » Thu Mar 12, 2015 3:47 pm

You are a crazy mofo

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Post by Joeprez » Thu Mar 12, 2015 3:47 pm

That was awesome :clap:
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Post by Terpits » Thu Mar 12, 2015 3:48 pm

:roll:

That's awesome.

Best. Review. Ever.
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Post by BSears » Thu Mar 12, 2015 4:43 pm

Dude. That was hilarious in only a way YOU could pull off. :roll: :clap:
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Post by JBZ » Thu Mar 12, 2015 4:47 pm

:lol:

Dork.
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Post by ericf4 » Thu Mar 12, 2015 4:50 pm

Complete terry post. Well done.

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Post by dukerules » Thu Mar 12, 2015 5:06 pm

This is insane. Entertaining, but insane.

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Post by BBK357 » Thu Mar 12, 2015 5:22 pm

wow.
yep i read that. and it was incredible.
DEATH FROM ABOVE

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Post by homathetes » Thu Mar 12, 2015 5:57 pm

Is there such a thing as watch Pepto?

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Post by BSears » Thu Mar 12, 2015 7:38 pm

I gotta ask. What was the "poop"? And please, for the love of God, don't tell me it was really poop.
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Post by jeckyll » Thu Mar 12, 2015 8:02 pm

I think some Nutella was harmed in the making of this story :lol:
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Post by JDC222 » Thu Mar 12, 2015 8:08 pm

Hahaha...Can't wait for chapter 2!
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Post by BSears » Thu Mar 12, 2015 8:10 pm

JDC222 wrote:Hahaha...Can't wait for chapter 2!

I think this was Chapter 2. Or "The Deuce" as Terry might say.
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Post by carlodwc » Thu Mar 12, 2015 8:47 pm

Hey terry maybe chapter 2 should start with the CD2 getting a tattoo... it could look something like this... ;)



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Post by BSears » Thu Mar 12, 2015 8:53 pm

Carlo, please do not give Terry any ideas. Next thing you know he's coming back with something like this

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or worse, this

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for what it's worth, that last one is apparently a Romain Jerome design. You know, of Titanic watch fame. :raised:
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Post by Joe C » Fri Mar 13, 2015 4:32 am

That's hillarious !
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Post by jimyritz » Fri Mar 13, 2015 4:57 am

you're f*cked :ugeek: .....Glad to see the Aegir step up...

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Post by toxicavenger » Fri Mar 13, 2015 1:56 pm

Matt-I like folder underwear, that way you can hide the stains

Eric-your reviews on your blog should follow this format, fock the other nerd blogs out there and stand alone

Brad-Nutella was used so I could make a sandwich afterwards with Aegir's poop. That way that little focker can see I am the Alpha Male as I ate his poop in front of his eyes.

I hope there is no part two, next time he might humping my wife or getting a sniff.

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Post by patstarrx » Sat Mar 14, 2015 4:35 am

I don't even have pictures of my kids like that.
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