CD2 is either ornery or just wants to be the alpha male

Post by **toxicavenger** » Thu Mar 12, 2015 3:14 pm

Well this morning my daughter wasn't feeling good and had a slight fever so my wife and I discussed about leaving her and the CD2 home together because we need to start giving Aegir some responsibilities around the house and since he is part of the family.

When I came home I got an earful from my daughter, luckily she took pics to show me or else I would have a hard time believing her. But either dude doesn't give a fock or he just wants to be in charge of the house when no one is home.

Check this out.
He gave my daughter some medicine, good job Aegir!

He took off the BC strap and pooped on it, WTF!!!!

Then he lined up my other watches and pooped on them, MTF'er!!!!!

Took a dump in our cats litter box

Used my espresso machine

Challenged our hamster to a wrestling match

Raided my wife's panties

Took a dump in my underwear drawer

Humped my hula girl

Took our car to the liquor store

Came back to the house and took some shots

Drank all of our wine

Went swimming with our daughters fish

Made some yellow snow

Ate all the bird food out of feeder and rubbed the bark off the tree next to it

And then licked our dogs starfish

So after all that I have decided to keep him in my sight all day long and NOT leave him alone. I think next time it might be worse.

My suggestion is if you DO decide to get a CD2 you have to decide if your other watches/house is safe with him around. Because this dude doesn't give shit and he will take what he wants and make it his.

P.S. Now I see why Todd had him locked in the safe all these years.

r.palace · Post by **r.palace** » Thu Mar 12, 2015 3:32 pm

This was awesome

No doubt the Aegir went to the right guy

hoppyjr · Post by **hoppyjr** » Thu Mar 12, 2015 3:39 pm

A couple observations;

The pooping was his effort to show his dominance.

The Isofrane is back on because that is his "soul mate"

I like drinking.

Well done Terry!

Post by **matt.wu** » Thu Mar 12, 2015 3:39 pm

Hahahahahaha you're nuts.

You also didn't strike me as a "folded underwear" type of guy.

Torrid · Post by **Torrid** » Thu Mar 12, 2015 3:41 pm

Goddamn dude, thank you. I really needed that laugh.

mattcantwin · Post by **mattcantwin** » Thu Mar 12, 2015 3:45 pm

Obviously, you're smitten.

mfxr · Post by **mfxr** » Thu Mar 12, 2015 3:47 pm

You are a crazy mofo

Joeprez · Post by **Joeprez** » Thu Mar 12, 2015 3:47 pm

That was awesome

Terpits · Post by **Terpits** » Thu Mar 12, 2015 3:48 pm

That's awesome.

Best. Review. Ever.

Post by **BSears** » Thu Mar 12, 2015 4:43 pm

Dude. That was hilarious in only a way YOU could pull off.

JBZ · Post by **JBZ** » Thu Mar 12, 2015 4:47 pm

Dork.

ericf4 · Post by **ericf4** » Thu Mar 12, 2015 4:50 pm

Complete terry post. Well done.

dukerules · Post by **dukerules** » Thu Mar 12, 2015 5:06 pm

This is insane. Entertaining, but insane.

BBK357 · Post by **BBK357** » Thu Mar 12, 2015 5:22 pm

wow.
yep i read that. and it was incredible.

homathetes · Post by **homathetes** » Thu Mar 12, 2015 5:57 pm

Is there such a thing as watch Pepto?

Post by **BSears** » Thu Mar 12, 2015 7:38 pm

I gotta ask. What was the "poop"? And please, for the love of God, don't tell me it was really poop.

jeckyll · Post by **jeckyll** » Thu Mar 12, 2015 8:02 pm

I think some Nutella was harmed in the making of this story

JDC222 · Post by **JDC222** » Thu Mar 12, 2015 8:08 pm

Hahaha...Can't wait for chapter 2!

Post by **BSears** » Thu Mar 12, 2015 8:10 pm

JDC222 wrote:Hahaha...Can't wait for chapter 2!

I think this was Chapter 2. Or "The Deuce" as Terry might say.

carlodwc · Post by **carlodwc** » Thu Mar 12, 2015 8:47 pm

Hey terry maybe chapter 2 should start with the CD2 getting a tattoo... it could look something like this...

Post by **BSears** » Thu Mar 12, 2015 8:53 pm

Carlo, please do not give Terry any ideas. Next thing you know he's coming back with something like this

or worse, this

for what it's worth, that last one is apparently a Romain Jerome design. You know, of Titanic watch fame.

Joe C · Post by **Joe C** » Fri Mar 13, 2015 4:32 am

That's hillarious !

jimyritz · Post by **jimyritz** » Fri Mar 13, 2015 4:57 am

you're f*cked

.....Glad to see the Aegir step up...

Post by **toxicavenger** » Fri Mar 13, 2015 1:56 pm

Matt-I like folder underwear, that way you can hide the stains

Eric-your reviews on your blog should follow this format, fock the other nerd blogs out there and stand alone

Brad-Nutella was used so I could make a sandwich afterwards with Aegir's poop. That way that little focker can see I am the Alpha Male as I ate his poop in front of his eyes.

I hope there is no part two, next time he might humping my wife or getting a sniff.

Post by **patstarrx** » Sat Mar 14, 2015 4:35 am

I don't even have pictures of my kids like that.

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