The Dive Watch Connection

Well this morning my daughter wasn't feeling good and had a slight fever so my wife and I discussed about leaving her and the CD2 home together because we need to start giving Aegir some responsibilities around the house and since he is part of the family.

When I came home I got an earful from my daughter, luckily she took pics to show me or else I would have a hard time believing her. But either dude doesn't give a fock or he just wants to be in charge of the house when no one is home.

Check this out.
He gave my daughter some medicine, good job Aegir!
He took off the BC strap and pooped on it, WTF!!!!

Then he lined up my other watches and pooped on them, MTF'er!!!!!

Took a dump in our cats litter box

Used my espresso machine

Challenged our hamster to a wrestling match

Raided my wife's panties

Took a dump in my underwear drawer

Humped my hula girl

Took our car to the liquor store

Came back to the house and took some shots

Drank all of our wine

Went swimming with our daughters fish

Made some yellow snow

Ate all the bird food out of feeder and rubbed the bark off the tree next to it

And then licked our dogs starfish


So after all that I have decided to keep him in my sight all day long and NOT leave him alone. I think next time it might be worse.

My suggestion is if you DO decide to get a CD2 you have to decide if your other watches/house is safe with him around. Because this dude doesn't give shit and he will take what he wants and make it his.









P.S. Now I see why Todd had him locked in the safe all these years.

This was awesome

No doubt the Aegir went to the right guy

A couple observations;

The pooping was his effort to show his dominance.

The Isofrane is back on because that is his "soul mate"

I like drinking.

Well done Terry!

Hahahahahaha you're nuts.

You also didn't strike me as a "folded underwear" type of guy.

Goddamn dude, thank you. I really needed that laugh.

Obviously, you're smitten.

You are a crazy mofo

That was awesome

That's awesome.

Best. Review. Ever.

Dude. That was hilarious in only a way YOU could pull off.

Dork.

Complete terry post. Well done.

This is insane. Entertaining, but insane.

wow.
yep i read that. and it was incredible.

Is there such a thing as watch Pepto?

I gotta ask. What was the "poop"? And please, for the love of God, don't tell me it was really poop.

I think some Nutella was harmed in the making of this story

Hahaha...Can't wait for chapter 2!

JDC222 wrote:Hahaha...Can't wait for chapter 2!

I think this was Chapter 2. Or "The Deuce" as Terry might say.

Hey terry maybe chapter 2 should start with the CD2 getting a tattoo... it could look something like this...

Carlo, please do not give Terry any ideas. Next thing you know he's coming back with something like this



or worse, this



for what it's worth, that last one is apparently a Romain Jerome design. You know, of Titanic watch fame.

That's hillarious !

you're f*cked .....Glad to see the Aegir step up...

Matt-I like folder underwear, that way you can hide the stains

Eric-your reviews on your blog should follow this format, fock the other nerd blogs out there and stand alone

Brad-Nutella was used so I could make a sandwich afterwards with Aegir's poop. That way that little focker can see I am the Alpha Male as I ate his poop in front of his eyes.

I hope there is no part two, next time he might humping my wife or getting a sniff.

I don't even have pictures of my kids like that.