What is it with Rolex's and vagaga's?

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What is it with Rolex's and vagaga's?

Post by toxicavenger » Fri Aug 29, 2014 11:49 am

http://www.jrn.com/ktnv/news/Women-accu ... 60231.html
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Post by JP Chestnut » Fri Aug 29, 2014 11:52 am

It is an Oyster after all. Maybe they got it confused with a clam?
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Re: What is it with Rolex's and vagaga's?

Post by Terpits » Fri Aug 29, 2014 12:04 pm

Lol JP

This vajayjay thing wouldn't happen with Helbergs because of those dam buckles.
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Re: What is it with Rolex's and vagaga's?

Post by PGERRITY » Fri Aug 29, 2014 12:19 pm

Because Panerai's won't fit?
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Post by mechnut » Fri Aug 29, 2014 12:40 pm

PGERRITY wrote:Because Panerai's won't fit?
:thumbsup: 47's for me baby! Like sitting on a door knob.
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Re: What is it with Rolex's and vagaga's?

Post by streetracer101 » Fri Aug 29, 2014 1:25 pm

Do you think the seals of a Rolex will withstand the heat and moisture of a whores coochie?
I'm wondering if deep blue has a warning for this.
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Re: What is it with Rolex's and vagaga's?

Post by Sidheguitarist » Fri Aug 29, 2014 1:47 pm

Great googlie wooglies. There is enough electric stupid on all sides of that story to power a small town for a year.

They now have two Rollies with the upgraded Sapphic crystal.
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Post by Terpits » Fri Aug 29, 2014 1:50 pm

Sidheguitarist wrote:They now have two Rollies with the upgraded Sapphic crystal.
Loooool
Man you're funny
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Re: What is it with Rolex's and vagaga's?

Post by AntonioPD » Fri Aug 29, 2014 1:54 pm

At least they didn't use a body cavity where "movement" would have been the operative word. :bootyshake:
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Re: What is it with Rolex's and vagaga's?

Post by Safetystop » Fri Aug 29, 2014 4:34 pm

PGERRITY wrote:Because Panerai's won't fit?
Oh please...Vegas whores? They could probably fit a Cadillac and not break stride.
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Post by watchdawg » Fri Aug 29, 2014 6:26 pm

Cant make this sh*t up
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Re: What is it with Rolex's and vagaga's?

Post by foodle » Fri Aug 29, 2014 6:30 pm

Yuck on so many levels. :puke:
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Post by streetracer101 » Fri Aug 29, 2014 6:32 pm

doodle wrote:win on so many levels. :headbang:
fixed for you
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Post by JP Chestnut » Fri Aug 29, 2014 6:37 pm

Screwing these chicks is like that claw arcade game, except you use your penis and win a Rolex.
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Re: What is it with Rolex's and vagaga's?

Post by streetracer101 » Fri Aug 29, 2014 6:43 pm

JP Chestnut wrote:Screwing these chicks is like that claw arcade game, except you use your penis and win a Rolex.
that begs the question..how much does it cost to play?
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Re: What is it with Rolex's and vagaga's?

Post by hoppyjr » Fri Aug 29, 2014 6:47 pm

JP Chestnut wrote:Screwing these chicks is like that claw arcade game, except you use your penis and win a Rolex.

Winner! :roll:
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Re: What is it with Rolex's and vagaga's?

Post by foodle » Fri Aug 29, 2014 6:54 pm

streetracer101 wrote:
JP Chestnut wrote:Screwing these chicks is like that claw arcade game, except you use your penis and win a Rolex.
that begs the question..how much does it cost to play?
It costs one course of antibiotics to play.
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Re: What is it with Rolex's and vagaga's?

Post by JP Chestnut » Fri Aug 29, 2014 7:19 pm

foodle wrote:
streetracer101 wrote:
JP Chestnut wrote:Screwing these chicks is like that claw arcade game, except you use your penis and win a Rolex.
that begs the question..how much does it cost to play?
It costs one course of antibiotics to play.
It's a Rolex, and I have insurance - $5 copayment, me love you longtime, and get a watch.
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Re: What is it with Rolex's and vagaga's?

Post by koda240 » Fri Aug 29, 2014 8:03 pm

I hope the crowns weren't unscrewed
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Re: What is it with Rolex's and vagaga's?

Post by Henryj » Fri Aug 29, 2014 8:51 pm

Should ask this on WUS - "Will soaking my Rolex in Clorox hurt the seals?"
If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.
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Re: What is it with Rolex's and vagaga's?

Post by AntonioPD » Fri Aug 29, 2014 9:37 pm

Fixed for you:
Henryj wrote:Should ask this on WUS - "Will soaking my Rolex in MENSES hurt the seals?"
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Re: What is it with Rolex's and vagaga's?

Post by Abmw » Sun Aug 31, 2014 11:09 am

So if one of these watches were yours would you keep it? I know boiling the watch and dipping it in isopropyl alchohol is not gonna be good for the gaskets so I would sell it immediately. On the other hand it would be a great conversation piece if one were to keep it.
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Re: What is it with Rolex's and vagaga's?

Post by CGSshorty » Sun Aug 31, 2014 3:19 pm

Imagine the sales ad. "Smoke free, pet free home. Never been in the ocean, but it did spend 10 minutes in the bloody vagina of a Vegas prostitute".
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Re: What is it with Rolex's and vagaga's?

Post by Terpits » Sun Aug 31, 2014 3:20 pm

CGSshorty wrote:Imagine the sales ad. "Smoke free, pet free home. Never been in the ocean, but it did spend 10 minutes in the bloody vagina of a Vegas prostitute".
:shock: :roll:
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Re: What is it with Rolex's and vagaga's?

Post by hoppyjr » Sun Aug 31, 2014 3:24 pm

Send it to RSC, pay the $450-850 for service, then good as new.
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