How to NOT do a burnout...
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Re: How to NOT do a burnout...
"That was not the tires." - great line.
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Nostalgia isn't what it used to be
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Re: How to NOT do a burnout...
I'm betting that that ZO6 trans is expensive.
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Re: How to NOT do a burnout...
That thing got a hemi in it? Let me flipped it over and shake it out for ya!
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Re: How to NOT do a burnout...
And the third one??? I believe that clutch disc shattered. That's just cool.
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Re: How to NOT do a burnout...
And those, ladies and gentlemen, are our fellow human beings. Let's give em a big round of applause and hope they don't breed.
You give respect, you'll get respect - you just don't know your place.
Re: How to NOT do a burnout...
I don't even know what a "burnout" is.
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Re: How to NOT do a burnout...
ElChingon7 wrote:
by far my favorite - #2 is the douche in the mustang who wrecked into sitting traffic.
You give respect, you'll get respect - you just don't know your place.
Re: How to NOT do a burnout...
I'm definitely going to have to check out this thread when I'm not at work and can have the volume on! I can imagine what happened though.
The funniest burnout (mostly due to karma) was one night in downtown denver while out for dinner.
As we were walking down through Larimer Square I see a waiter following a guy and his date out of a nice little restaurant. The guy had walked out on his tab and the waiter was telling him he had to come in and pay for the dinner. The guy jumped on his Harley hard tail with his girl on the back and to annoy the waiter even more, every time the waiter started to speak the dickwad would rev it way up and drown him out. As the waiter was saying he was going to call the cops, the guy revved it up, held the front brake and started a burnout in front of the restaurant (pissing off all the people eating on the patio). When he let off the brake and took off I watched with a huge grin as the front tire lifted off the ground as he flipped it over backwards dumping him and his girl on the pavement as his bike tumbled across the street. He trashed the side of the bike and jammed the rear fender so hard into the tire that he couldn't leave. As everybody on the sidewalk clapped and cheered he had to sit humbly by while a tow truck showed up to pick up his bike and the cops wrote him multiple tickets.
Karma is a dish best paid for!
The funniest burnout (mostly due to karma) was one night in downtown denver while out for dinner.
As we were walking down through Larimer Square I see a waiter following a guy and his date out of a nice little restaurant. The guy had walked out on his tab and the waiter was telling him he had to come in and pay for the dinner. The guy jumped on his Harley hard tail with his girl on the back and to annoy the waiter even more, every time the waiter started to speak the dickwad would rev it way up and drown him out. As the waiter was saying he was going to call the cops, the guy revved it up, held the front brake and started a burnout in front of the restaurant (pissing off all the people eating on the patio). When he let off the brake and took off I watched with a huge grin as the front tire lifted off the ground as he flipped it over backwards dumping him and his girl on the pavement as his bike tumbled across the street. He trashed the side of the bike and jammed the rear fender so hard into the tire that he couldn't leave. As everybody on the sidewalk clapped and cheered he had to sit humbly by while a tow truck showed up to pick up his bike and the cops wrote him multiple tickets.
Karma is a dish best paid for!
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Re: How to NOT do a burnout...
Certain people should not be allowed to own certain cars...
or at least be able to pass a dumb-ass test!
or at least be able to pass a dumb-ass test!
Re: How to NOT do a burnout...
Dude, did you see the guy when he crawled out of the car!?ElChingon7 wrote: Bravo!
Pants on the ground, pants on the ground!
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Re: How to NOT do a burnout...
matt.wu wrote:I don't even know what a "burnout" is.
This is a good example:
I'm partial to the FWD variety, smoke from every crack and crevice requiring the head out the window
you really think it's too much time on YTube?
WTF
Re: How to NOT do a burnout...
VTEC must've kicked in on this oneSeth wrote:And the third one??? I believe that clutch disc shattered. That's just cool.
*no burnout content*
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Re: How to NOT do a burnout...
YEAH, BABY, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHElChingon7 wrote: This is a good example:
Now THAT is a burnout
Honey Badger FTW!!!
Re: How to NOT do a burnout...
Its the throw away line about $600 bucks being no big deal for the corvette owner that kills me.
I'm guessing that Corvettes are known for their fine quality of build and the reasonableness of their parts.
The possible thrown clutch plate...a classic.
and the Aussie burnout at the end that was just cool.
Thank you Mr. El.
I'm guessing that Corvettes are known for their fine quality of build and the reasonableness of their parts.
The possible thrown clutch plate...a classic.
and the Aussie burnout at the end that was just cool.
Thank you Mr. El.
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