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Pay raise

Post by CarloDWC » Fri Feb 08, 2019 7:30 pm

A maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

Maria: "Well Senora, there are three reasons I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you."

Wife: "Who said you iron better than I?"

Maria: "Your husband said so."

Wife: "Oh."

Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."

Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?"

Maria: "Your husband did."

Wife: "Oh."

Maria: "The third reason is that I am a better lover than you."

Wife (really furious now): "Did my husband say that as well?"

Maria: "No Senora, the gardener did."

She got her raise.

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Re: Pay raise

Post by 1954Selmer » Fri Feb 08, 2019 7:32 pm

:lol:
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Post by BacoNoir » Fri Feb 08, 2019 7:56 pm

Brilliant!
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Re: Pay raise

Post by jeckyll » Fri Feb 08, 2019 8:42 pm

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Re: Pay raise

Post by AZpops » Sat Feb 09, 2019 5:53 am

:lol:
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Post by matt.wu » Sat Feb 09, 2019 8:03 am

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Re: Pay raise

Post by AtomicTom » Sun Feb 10, 2019 11:48 am

Terrific Carlo !!! :grin: :clap: Can't get enough really. ..Thanks a ton !

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Re: Pay raise

Post by unsub073 » Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:12 am

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