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CarloDWC
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Baby Calf

Post by CarloDWC » Mon Nov 12, 2018 8:29 pm

A farmer was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his four year old son standing at the fence, soaking in the whole event.

The man thought to himself, “Great. He’s four and I’m gonna have to start explaining the birds and the bees. No need to jump the gun – I’ll just let him ask, and I’ll answer.”

After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said, “Well son, do you have any questions?”

“Just one,” gasped the still wide-eyed lad.

“How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?”

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Re: Baby Calf

Post by CGSshorty » Tue Nov 13, 2018 5:41 am

"It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever."
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Re: Baby Calf

Post by ChuckW » Tue Nov 13, 2018 6:42 am

Good one, Carlo! So, how fast was it going?
No, it's not Tourettes.

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Re: Baby Calf

Post by AtomicTom » Tue Nov 13, 2018 10:11 am

:lol: Love these Carlo !!! ..Will be easy to remember too to tell others !! :grin: Thanks so much sir !

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