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CarloDWC
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Captains announcement

Post by CarloDWC » Mon Sep 24, 2018 11:05 pm

After a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:

“Ladies and Gentleman, this is your Captain. Welcome to flight 293 non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto the weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and… OH, MY GOD!”…………..A scream then silence followed.

Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom, “Ladies and gentlemen, I’m sorry if I scared you, while I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!”.

One angry passenger yelled, “Oh for Pete’s sake, you should see the back of mine!!!” :shock:

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Re: Captains announcement

Post by blkgsl » Mon Sep 24, 2018 11:39 pm

Lmao

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Post by blkgsl » Mon Sep 24, 2018 11:39 pm

Lmao

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Re: Captains announcement

Post by jeckyll » Tue Sep 25, 2018 9:05 am



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Post by spring-diver » Tue Sep 25, 2018 9:46 am

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Re: Captains announcement

Post by AtomicTom » Tue Sep 25, 2018 10:20 am

:lol: Another keeper Carlo ! :roll: Thanks very very much for finding these for us ! :)

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Re: Captains announcement

Post by Sniper13 » Tue Sep 25, 2018 11:07 am

LMAO

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Re: Captains announcement

Post by dinexus » Tue Sep 25, 2018 11:53 am

Poop jokes get me every time.

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