Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really upset and she told him: “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds!!!”
The next morning Bob got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale with a note from Bob: “Happy Anniversary, Darling! I hope it’s the model you wished for.”
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Ouch! I hope Bob locked up the guns before he left, likes the couch and prepares his own food.
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Ouch! I hope Bob locked up the guns before he left, likes the couch and prepares his own food.
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Oh wow, imagine Carlo?!! ..OMG as they say. That's another keeper !
Thank you sir !!!
Thank you sir !!!
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