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CarloDWC
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Quick joke...

Post by CarloDWC » Fri Sep 21, 2018 10:31 pm

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. “Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?” “None,” replied Johnny, “cause the rest would fly away.” “Well, the answer is four,” said the teacher, “but I like the way you’re thinking.”

Little Johnny says, “I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?”

“Well,” said the teacher nervously, “I guess the one sucking the cone.”

“No,” said Little Johnny, “the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you’re thinking.”

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Re: Quick joke...

Post by chronolector » Fri Sep 21, 2018 10:45 pm

Hahaha! Nice one.
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Re: Quick joke...

Post by mattcantwin » Sat Sep 22, 2018 6:58 am

Love Little Johnny jokes.
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Re: Quick joke...

Post by AtomicTom » Sat Sep 22, 2018 9:48 am

Oh awesome Carlo !!! :grin: Going to have to remember this one ! :clap: ..Thanks a lot for the laugh !

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