Re: Dad jokes
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2018 5:10 pm
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Re: Dad jokes
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 3:22 pm
Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a warehouse.
He bought a warehouse.
Re: Dad jokes
Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2018 7:06 pm
Re: Dad jokes
Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2018 7:42 pm
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Re: Dad jokes
Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2018 4:52 pm
After 30 years of marriage, Jim the plumber left his wife Florence.
The note on the table simply read
"It's over Flo."
The note on the table simply read
"It's over Flo."
Re: Dad jokes
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2018 3:30 pm
Re: Dad jokes
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2018 7:10 pm
^^^ ... 
Re: Dad jokes
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2018 8:26 am
Re: Dad jokes
Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2018 4:51 pm
I ate so much over Christmas that I have decide to quit cold turkey
Re: Dad jokes
Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2018 9:13 pm
Re: Dad jokes
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2018 2:08 pm
What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?
Tennish!
Tennish!
Re: Dad jokes
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2019 6:24 pm
Did you hear a Willie Nelson is dead?
He was playing on the road again.
He was playing on the road again.
Re: Dad jokes
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 10:27 pm
Re: Dad jokes
Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2019 4:40 pm
Started a new job as a delivery man today.
When i got to my first address there was a little sticky note left on the door saying "Dear Mr Delivery Man, we are out, please hide in garage".
That was eight hours ago and still nobody has found me.
When i got to my first address there was a little sticky note left on the door saying "Dear Mr Delivery Man, we are out, please hide in garage".
That was eight hours ago and still nobody has found me.
Re: Dad jokes
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 1:32 pm
people are usually shocked when they find out i'm not a good electrician.
Re: Dad jokes
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2019 9:20 am
Re: Dad jokes
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2019 8:43 pm
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Re: Dad jokes
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2019 12:51 pm
Paddy is at the airport with a sack over each shoulder and when he is stopped at customs they find that both sacks are full of mobile phones. When asked why; Paddy said, "Well, while I was on my travels in America, I got a phone call from my mate Murphy in Cork and he told me that he is starting up a jazz band and could I bring him back two saxophones
Re: Dad jokes
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2019 7:42 pm
Re: Dad jokes
Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2019 6:37 am
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Re: Dad jokes
Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2019 9:22 am
You know why you never see elephants hiding up in trees?
Because they’re really good at it.
Because they’re really good at it.
Re: Dad jokes
Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 5:25 pm
Re: Dad jokes
Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 5:43 pm
Re: Dad jokes
Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2019 12:45 pm
A woman with a not very attractive baby got on a bus.
The driver said, "Lady, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen; make sure you sit in the back of the bus with him".
She moved to the back of the bus in a huff and told the man she sat down next to that the driver had truly insulted her.
He said, "Go back up and give him a piece of your mind, and don't worry, I'll hold your monkey".
The driver said, "Lady, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen; make sure you sit in the back of the bus with him".
She moved to the back of the bus in a huff and told the man she sat down next to that the driver had truly insulted her.
He said, "Go back up and give him a piece of your mind, and don't worry, I'll hold your monkey".
Re: Dad jokes
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2019 1:36 am