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Re: Dad jokes

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Post by 59yukon01 » Thu Nov 15, 2018 3:22 pm

Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?

He bought a warehouse.

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Post by four20 » Tue Dec 04, 2018 7:42 pm

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LMFAO

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Re: Dad jokes

Post by amckiwi » Sun Dec 16, 2018 4:52 pm

After 30 years of marriage, Jim the plumber left his wife Florence.
The note on the table simply read
"It's over Flo."

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Re: Dad jokes

Post by AZpops » Thu Dec 20, 2018 7:10 pm

^^^ ... :lol: :lol:
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amckiwi wrote:
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Awesome. :lol: :clap: :cheers: :thumbsup:

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Re: Dad jokes

Post by amckiwi » Thu Dec 27, 2018 4:51 pm

I ate so much over Christmas that I have decide to quit cold turkey

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Post by amckiwi » Fri Dec 28, 2018 2:08 pm

What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish!

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Re: Dad jokes

Post by amckiwi » Thu Jan 03, 2019 6:24 pm

Did you hear a Willie Nelson is dead?
He was playing on the road again.

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Re: Dad jokes

Post by amckiwi » Wed Jan 16, 2019 4:40 pm

Started a new job as a delivery man today.
When i got to my first address there was a little sticky note left on the door saying "Dear Mr Delivery Man, we are out, please hide in garage".

That was eight hours ago and still nobody has found me.

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Re: Dad jokes

Post by gwells » Fri Jan 18, 2019 1:32 pm

people are usually shocked when they find out i'm not a good electrician.

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Re: Dad jokes

Post by hoppes-no9 » Sat Jan 19, 2019 9:20 am

gwells wrote:
Fri Jan 18, 2019 1:32 pm
people are usually shocked when they find out i'm not a good electrician.
:clap:

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Re: Dad jokes

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If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome; if you believe the theologians, nothing is innocent; if you believe the military, nothing is safe.
--Lord Salisbury

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Re: Dad jokes

Post by amckiwi » Thu Feb 21, 2019 12:51 pm

Paddy is at the airport with a sack over each shoulder and when he is stopped at customs they find that both sacks are full of mobile phones. When asked why; Paddy said, "Well, while I was on my travels in America, I got a phone call from my mate Murphy in Cork and he told me that he is starting up a jazz band and could I bring him back two saxophones

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Re: Dad jokes

Post by jeckyll » Fri Feb 22, 2019 6:37 am

^
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:lol:
If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome; if you believe the theologians, nothing is innocent; if you believe the military, nothing is safe.
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Re: Dad jokes

Post by mattcantwin » Sun Feb 24, 2019 9:22 am

You know why you never see elephants hiding up in trees?

Because they’re really good at it.
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Re: Dad jokes

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Re: Dad jokes

Post by jeckyll » Sat Mar 02, 2019 5:43 pm

amckiwi wrote:
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That's truly horrible. Well done :thumbsup:
If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome; if you believe the theologians, nothing is innocent; if you believe the military, nothing is safe.
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Re: Dad jokes

Post by mattcantwin » Sun Mar 03, 2019 12:45 pm

A woman with a not very attractive baby got on a bus.

The driver said, "Lady, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen; make sure you sit in the back of the bus with him".

She moved to the back of the bus in a huff and told the man she sat down next to that the driver had truly insulted her.

He said, "Go back up and give him a piece of your mind, and don't worry, I'll hold your monkey".
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Re: Dad jokes

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