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Re: Dad jokes

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2018 2:26 am
by amckiwi
A man with a shovel Doug
A man without a shovel Dougless
A man with no arms or legs in a pool Bob

Re: Dad jokes

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2018 10:15 am
by Steelman
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin' catholic

what do you call a frog with a broken leg?

un-hoppy

Re: Dad jokes

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2018 12:33 pm
by matt.wu
Rackness wrote:
Wed Jul 18, 2018 1:27 am
What is the best part of living in Switzerland?



I don’t know but the flag sure is a big plus.Image
This one made me chuckle. :lol:

Re: Dad jokes

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2018 11:15 pm
by nweash
amckiwi wrote:What do you call a homosexual dinasour?
Megasorarse (megasorass)

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?


Lickalottapus

Re: Dad jokes

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2018 5:53 pm
by R@cerx
amckiwi wrote:
Thu Jul 19, 2018 2:26 am
A man with no arms or legs in a pool Bob
Same man in a pile of leaves... Russell

Re: Dad jokes

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2018 7:30 pm
by Rackness
R@cerx wrote:
amckiwi wrote:
Thu Jul 19, 2018 2:26 am
A man with no arms or legs in a pool Bob
Same man in a pile of leaves... Russell
The same guy on the porch Mat.

Re: Dad jokes

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2018 11:26 pm
by Sidheguitarist
amckiwi wrote:
Tue Jul 17, 2018 4:14 am
What do you call a homosexual dinasour?
Megasorarse (megasorass)
The lesbian one: Lixalottapus

Re: Dad jokes

Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2018 7:37 am
by Heuerville
Builder walking with his wheelbarrow, and it's going '....squeak.......... squeak........... squeak...'

Foreman: Is that your wheelbarrow?
Builder: Yes

Foreman: You're fired
Builder: WHAT, for having a squeaky wheel??

Foreman: No. It should be going 'squeak-squeak-squeak-squeak-squeak'

Re: Dad jokes

Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2018 12:42 pm
by Ruggs
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?

(Everyone says R)

No matey, his true love be the C.


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Re: Dad jokes

Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2018 3:47 pm
by matt.wu
Ruggs wrote:What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?

(Everyone says R)

No matey, his true love be the C.


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:lol:

Re: Dad jokes

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2018 4:12 pm
by amckiwi
Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?
It was the pot calling the cattle back!

Re: Dad jokes

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 3:23 pm
by Rackness
Do you know why Cows have hooves and not feet?





because they lactose!

Dad jokes

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 3:23 pm
by Rackness
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?



Nacho Cheese

Re: Dad jokes

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 8:47 pm
by amckiwi
:cheers: This one takes the cake

Re: Dad jokes

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 8:49 pm
by amckiwi
I have chirpies
It is a canarial disease
And is untweatable

That is a hard type with spell checker on!

Re: Dad jokes

Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2018 12:47 am
by amckiwi
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Re: Dad jokes

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2018 1:50 am
by amckiwi
What do you call a roman with a pubic hair stuck in his teeth?
Gladiator

Re: Dad jokes

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2018 2:32 am
by amckiwi
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Re: Dad jokes

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2018 2:33 am
by amckiwi
Two Chinese dudes break into a distillery. One turns to the other and says “Is this Whiskey? The other one says “Yes but not as Whiskey as wobbing a bank!!!

Re: Dad jokes

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2018 8:51 am
by Sidheguitarist
Why does the Norwegian Navy have bar codes on the sides of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can.........


Scandanavian

Re: Dad jokes

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2018 5:48 pm
by Rackness
Sidheguitarist wrote:Why does the Norwegian Navy have bar codes on the sides of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can.........


Scandanavian
Image

Re: Dad jokes

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2018 1:57 am
by amckiwi
Someone threw a bottle of Omega 3 at me.
Luckily, my injuries were only super fish oil.

Re: Dad jokes

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 6:31 am
by Rackness
A flat earther decided to walk to the end of the earth to prove it is flat.





He came around

Re: Dad jokes

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 3:19 pm
by amckiwi
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.


It means a lot.

Re: Dad jokes

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 6:36 pm
by Heuerville
Flat-Earthers website states that they have many members around the globe.