Dad jokes
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer
Not sure what they are laced with
I have been tripping all day
Not sure what they are laced with
I have been tripping all day
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I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows to high
She seemed surprised
She seemed surprised
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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?
Dam!
Dam!
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My friend has borrowed my grandfather clock.
He owes me big time.
I had a neck brace fitted years ago. I've never looked back since!
I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles.
My next poop could spell disaster!
He owes me big time.
I had a neck brace fitted years ago. I've never looked back since!
I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles.
My next poop could spell disaster!
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I made a belt out of all my old watch heads...Turned out to be a total waist of time.
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I once had a racing snail. I took its shell off to see if it would go faster. Unfortunately that just made it more sluggish.
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"My best mate at school was born with with 14 fingers and 18 toes.He wasnt very good at most subjects but whenever I struggled at maths I could allways count on him.
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Greg
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Santa Claus went into his local for a pint, and there was a snowman sitting by the open fire, playing the piano.
Santa says to the barman “Who’s he?
He’s good!”
"Aye", says the barman. “That’s Meltin' John!”
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Santa says to the barman “Who’s he?
He’s good!”
"Aye", says the barman. “That’s Meltin' John!”
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Oh, I get it! Took me a while. Slow today.
"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things." - George Carlin
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So i said to the German bloke "why is that lump of meat in the boot of your car?"
"Dat is my spare veal" he replied.
"Dat is my spare veal" he replied.
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Females have a pair of what we refer to in my profession as PFD’s (personal flotation devices)rockmastermike wrote:
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The other day, my wife accused me of dressing up as Matt Damon's secret agent character.
She must think I was Bourne yesterday
She must think I was Bourne yesterday
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