Dad jokes
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A man with a shovel Doug
A man without a shovel Dougless
A man with no arms or legs in a pool Bob
A man without a shovel Dougless
A man with no arms or legs in a pool Bob
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What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin' catholic
what do you call a frog with a broken leg?
un-hoppy
A roamin' catholic
what do you call a frog with a broken leg?
un-hoppy
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amckiwi wrote:What do you call a homosexual dinasour?
Megasorarse (megasorass)
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalottapus
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Builder walking with his wheelbarrow, and it's going '....squeak.......... squeak........... squeak...'
Foreman: Is that your wheelbarrow?
Builder: Yes
Foreman: You're fired
Builder: WHAT, for having a squeaky wheel??
Foreman: No. It should be going 'squeak-squeak-squeak-squeak-squeak'
Foreman: Is that your wheelbarrow?
Builder: Yes
Foreman: You're fired
Builder: WHAT, for having a squeaky wheel??
Foreman: No. It should be going 'squeak-squeak-squeak-squeak-squeak'
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What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
(Everyone says R)
No matey, his true love be the C.
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(Everyone says R)
No matey, his true love be the C.
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Ruggs wrote:What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
(Everyone says R)
No matey, his true love be the C.
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Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?
It was the pot calling the cattle back!
It was the pot calling the cattle back!
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Do you know why Cows have hooves and not feet?
because they lactose!
because they lactose!
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This one takes the cake
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I have chirpies
It is a canarial disease
And is untweatable
That is a hard type with spell checker on!
It is a canarial disease
And is untweatable
That is a hard type with spell checker on!
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What do you call a roman with a pubic hair stuck in his teeth?
Gladiator
Gladiator
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Two Chinese dudes break into a distillery. One turns to the other and says “Is this Whiskey? The other one says “Yes but not as Whiskey as wobbing a bank!!!
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Why does the Norwegian Navy have bar codes on the sides of their ships?
So when they come back to port they can.........
Scandanavian
So when they come back to port they can.........
Scandanavian
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Sidheguitarist wrote:Why does the Norwegian Navy have bar codes on the sides of their ships?
So when they come back to port they can.........
Scandanavian
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Someone threw a bottle of Omega 3 at me.
Luckily, my injuries were only super fish oil.
Luckily, my injuries were only super fish oil.
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A flat earther decided to walk to the end of the earth to prove it is flat.
He came around
He came around
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Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.
It means a lot.
It means a lot.
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Flat-Earthers website states that they have many members around the globe.
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