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Dad jokes
- rockmastermike
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Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they’re really good at it
Because they’re really good at it
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- hoppes-no9
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Did you hear about the guy that died from eating too much spaghetti?
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He pasta way.
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He pasta way.
- mattcantwin
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Why do ducks have tail feathers?
To hide their butt quacks.
To hide their butt quacks.
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Shakespeare walked into a pub and was immediately asked to leave. The barman said, "get out of here, you're Bard."
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Paddy: Did yer see the match last noight?
Seamus: No Oi missed it, what was the score?
Paddy: It was a nil-nil draw.
Seamus: What was the half-toime score?
Paddy? I don't know, I only saw the second half.
Seamus: No Oi missed it, what was the score?
Paddy: It was a nil-nil draw.
Seamus: What was the half-toime score?
Paddy? I don't know, I only saw the second half.
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Fire services in Paris have found a suspicious package in Notre Dame Cathedral, but it just contained a Cheese and Tomato sandwich, a packet of crisps, an apple and a carton of orange juice
It was the Lunchpack of Notre Dame
It was the Lunchpack of Notre Dame
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I told my mate 10 jokes to make him laugh
Sadly, no pun in ten did!
Sadly, no pun in ten did!
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I had an uncle who stole 100 pairs of trainers from a sports shop. He was on the run for 27 years.
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I went to the doctors and I said "I can't sleep at night, I keep thinking about Chinese food."
He said "It sounds like dimsumnia."
He said "It sounds like dimsumnia."
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Q. What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
A. Every morning you'll rise and shine
A. Every morning you'll rise and shine
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IS an argument between vegans still called a beef?
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A blonde woman visits her husband in prison Before leaving, she tells an officer: "You shouldn't make my husband work like that. He's exhausted!" officer laughs, saying: Are you kidding? He just eats and sleeps and stays in his cell!" : "Bullshit! He just told me he's been digging a tunnel for months!"
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My uncle left his butter factory to me in his will.
I've gone and screwed it up and had to close down.
I bet he will be churning in his grave
I've gone and screwed it up and had to close down.
I bet he will be churning in his grave
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I was going to make a belt from watches until I realised it would be a waist of time
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Q: Can a match box?
A: No, but a tin can.
A: No, but a tin can.
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Two little girls are making friends in the school playground.
"What does your Daddy do for a living?" asks Sally.
"He's a magician," says Emma.
"Ooh," says Sally, "and what's his best trick?"
"Sawing people in half," replies Emma.
"And do you have any other family?" asks Sally.
"Yes," says Emma, "I have a half -brother and two half -sisters."
"What does your Daddy do for a living?" asks Sally.
"He's a magician," says Emma.
"Ooh," says Sally, "and what's his best trick?"
"Sawing people in half," replies Emma.
"And do you have any other family?" asks Sally.
"Yes," says Emma, "I have a half -brother and two half -sisters."
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