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Post by gwells » Mon Feb 03, 2020 7:46 pm

I went to the zoo and saw a piece of toast in a cage. The sign said BREAD IN CAPTIVITY.

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Wanted stats on Afghanistan, but they have a tally ban.

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Old lady was stopped at Logan Intl Airport because she had knitting needles. They were afraid she was going to knit an Afghan.

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Re: Dad jokes

Post by amckiwi » Wed Apr 29, 2020 11:40 pm

A man's wife accuses him of "testiculating"
"What the hell is testiculating?" the man asks.

Looking both irritated and impatient, his wife responds, "It's when a man is talking bollocks!"

The man considers this for a moment."Tell me something," he finally says. "Are you on your period?"

"Yes," his wife answers. "Why?"

The man nods. "I thought so. You're ovaryacting."

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Post by DoctorC » Fri May 08, 2020 5:54 am

I have to try that ^^^
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Re: Dad jokes

Post by Zidane » Fri May 08, 2020 3:06 pm

These are good

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Re: Dad jokes

Post by amckiwi » Sun May 17, 2020 12:25 am

It’s a 5 min walk from my house to the bar, it’s a 45 minute walk from the bar to my house.
The difference is staggering!

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Re: Dad jokes

Post by amckiwi » Thu May 21, 2020 7:08 pm

How does a lawyer sleep? First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.

There was a kidnapping at school yesterday. Don’t worry, though - he woke up.

He wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then he changed his mind.

Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population? - Ireland. It’s Dublin every day.

A supercilious crook going downstairs? Oh you mean, A condescending con, descending.

Jill broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine.

England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday but couldn't find any.

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

The man who survived pepper spray and mustard gas is now a seasoned veteran.

Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen.

‘I have a split personality’ said Tom, being Frank.

What did one flag say to the other?
Nothing, it just waved!

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Re: Dad jokes

Post by amckiwi » Mon Jun 01, 2020 4:35 pm

Of all the nights of the round table
Sir Cumfrence
Was the round west of them all!

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Re: Dad jokes

Post by four20 » Sun Jun 07, 2020 7:01 am

the re-opening of Lego stores was a big deal- hundreds of people lined up for blocks

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