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Post by JDC222 » Fri Mar 23, 2018 6:38 pm

I thought that I should make at least one of my 13,000 posts contain a bit of useful information... :shock:

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Post by JP Chestnut » Fri Mar 23, 2018 7:07 pm

I don't even know how many posts I have.

on edit: over 14,000. I need to be more productive. :banghead:

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Post by Ryeguy » Fri Mar 23, 2018 7:13 pm

Can you imagine going to that town's high school? What the hell would the mascot be?

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Post by Chocodove » Fri Mar 23, 2018 7:15 pm

JP Chestnut wrote:I don't even know how many posts I have.

on edit: over 14,000. I need to be more productive. :banghead:
I believe the fine tuned stats are 1,000 related to pegging, 2,000 for cruising tips, 10,990 that shit on watches, and 10 positive comments on Rolex and/or Tudor.

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Post by hoppyjr » Fri Mar 23, 2018 7:22 pm

JDC222 wrote:I thought that I should make at least one of my 13,000 posts contain a bit of useful information... :shock:

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I hear residents of Dildo feel their connection to the town deep inside.

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Post by JP Chestnut » Fri Mar 23, 2018 7:47 pm

Chocodove wrote:
Fri Mar 23, 2018 7:15 pm
JP Chestnut wrote:I don't even know how many posts I have.

on edit: over 14,000. I need to be more productive. :banghead:
I believe the fine tuned stats are 1,000 related to pegging, 2,000 for cruising tips, 10,990 that shit on watches, and 10 positive comments on Rolex and/or Tudor.

:)
Need to allocate for bullying stupid noobs.

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Post by 59yukon01 » Fri Mar 23, 2018 8:10 pm

Isn't Dildo just inside Butts County Georgia?

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Post by hoppyjr » Fri Mar 23, 2018 8:28 pm

59yukon01 wrote:Isn't Dildo just inside Butts County Georgia?
Unknown, but I’m sure the town is full of phony pricks.

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Post by hoppyjr » Fri Mar 23, 2018 9:39 pm

DP

(which is surely not uncommon in that town)

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Post by Dedalus » Fri Mar 23, 2018 10:17 pm

I feel like a complete underachiever.

Thread has potential, though.

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Post by hoppyjr » Fri Mar 23, 2018 10:19 pm

Ryeguy wrote:Can you imagine going to that town's high school? What the hell would the mascot be?
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Post by BacoNoir » Fri Mar 23, 2018 10:36 pm

Shouldn’t that sign read “dildo entering”?
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Post by JDC222 » Sat Mar 24, 2018 6:44 am

BacoNoir wrote:Shouldn’t that sign read “dildo entering”?
Not if you have ever heard a Newfie speak...
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Post by Ryeguy » Sat Mar 24, 2018 7:40 am

BacoNoir wrote:
Fri Mar 23, 2018 10:36 pm
Shouldn’t that sign read “dildo entering”?
Well, do you at least have to enter Dildo slowly, or do you just rush right in?

How about in the winter season and there is snow on the roads. Does the weather report it being a slick Dildo? Maybe report it being a wet Dildo after a rain storm?

I hope the community there is close and the local chamber of commerce is active. No one would want to see a neglected Dildo. Never forget, a clean Dildo is a happy Dildo!

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Post by BlueSky » Sat Mar 24, 2018 7:49 am

Residents are called Dildoians...

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Post by ItnStln » Sat Mar 24, 2018 8:11 am

hoppyjr wrote:
JDC222 wrote:I thought that I should make at least one of my 13,000 posts contain a bit of useful information... :shock:

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I hear residents of Dildo feel their connection to the town deep inside.
Good one

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Post by 59yukon01 » Sat Mar 24, 2018 8:53 am

So Dildo is now located in the new found land.......she said.

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Post by JDC222 » Sat Mar 24, 2018 9:00 am

Come by chance...

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He found it!

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Post by BBK357 » Sat Mar 24, 2018 9:30 am

I just met the town bike mechanic.

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They seem pretty happy in that town

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Post by fastward » Mon Mar 26, 2018 8:11 am

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Road trip?


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Post by JDC222 » Mon Mar 26, 2018 9:59 am

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
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Post by gwells » Mon Mar 26, 2018 10:14 am

only two stops between blue balls and intercourse?

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Post by hoppyjr » Mon Mar 26, 2018 10:22 am

You can take the resident out of Dildo, but you can’t take Dildo out of the resident.

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Post by amckiwi » Mon Mar 26, 2018 1:46 pm

Our local research institute developed a dildo plant
Trials had to be called off because of squatters!

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Post by andrema » Mon Mar 26, 2018 5:22 pm

Congratulations! You should treat yourself to a nice Borealis or dildo.


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