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I thought that I should make at least one of my 13,000 posts contain a bit of useful information...
Whisky has killed more men than bullets, but most men would rather be full of whisky than bullets.
Winston Churchill.
Winston Churchill.
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I don't even know how many posts I have.
on edit: over 14,000. I need to be more productive.
on edit: over 14,000. I need to be more productive.
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Can you imagine going to that town's high school? What the hell would the mascot be?
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I believe the fine tuned stats are 1,000 related to pegging, 2,000 for cruising tips, 10,990 that shit on watches, and 10 positive comments on Rolex and/or Tudor.JP Chestnut wrote:I don't even know how many posts I have.
on edit: over 14,000. I need to be more productive.
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JDC222 wrote:I thought that I should make at least one of my 13,000 posts contain a bit of useful information...
I hear residents of Dildo feel their connection to the town deep inside.
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Need to allocate for bullying stupid noobs.Chocodove wrote: ↑Fri Mar 23, 2018 7:15 pmI believe the fine tuned stats are 1,000 related to pegging, 2,000 for cruising tips, 10,990 that shit on watches, and 10 positive comments on Rolex and/or Tudor.JP Chestnut wrote:I don't even know how many posts I have.
on edit: over 14,000. I need to be more productive.
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Isn't Dildo just inside Butts County Georgia?
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Unknown, but I’m sure the town is full of phony pricks.59yukon01 wrote:Isn't Dildo just inside Butts County Georgia?
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DP
(which is surely not uncommon in that town)
(which is surely not uncommon in that town)
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I feel like a complete underachiever.
Thread has potential, though.
Thread has potential, though.
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Ryeguy wrote:Can you imagine going to that town's high school? What the hell would the mascot be?
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Shouldn’t that sign read “dildo entering”?
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Not if you have ever heard a Newfie speak...BacoNoir wrote:Shouldn’t that sign read “dildo entering”?
Whisky has killed more men than bullets, but most men would rather be full of whisky than bullets.
Winston Churchill.
Winston Churchill.
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Well, do you at least have to enter Dildo slowly, or do you just rush right in?
How about in the winter season and there is snow on the roads. Does the weather report it being a slick Dildo? Maybe report it being a wet Dildo after a rain storm?
I hope the community there is close and the local chamber of commerce is active. No one would want to see a neglected Dildo. Never forget, a clean Dildo is a happy Dildo!
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Residents are called Dildoians...
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Good onehoppyjr wrote:JDC222 wrote:I thought that I should make at least one of my 13,000 posts contain a bit of useful information...
I hear residents of Dildo feel their connection to the town deep inside.
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So Dildo is now located in the new found land.......she said.
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Come by chance...
He found it!
He found it!
Whisky has killed more men than bullets, but most men would rather be full of whisky than bullets.
Winston Churchill.
Winston Churchill.
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I just met the town bike mechanic.
They seem pretty happy in that town
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They seem pretty happy in that town
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DEATH FROM ABOVE
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Road trip?
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Whisky has killed more men than bullets, but most men would rather be full of whisky than bullets.
Winston Churchill.
Winston Churchill.
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only two stops between blue balls and intercourse?
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You can take the resident out of Dildo, but you can’t take Dildo out of the resident.
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Our local research institute developed a dildo plant
Trials had to be called off because of squatters!
Trials had to be called off because of squatters!
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Congratulations! You should treat yourself to a nice Borealis or dildo.
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