Greetings
Greetings
I've spent a lot of time on another watch forum, which will remain nameless, but there was too much other stuff to sift through when all I'm really interested in are dive watches. Fortunately I found this forum through a sale from the previous site.
I'm an avid diver from a land-locked state so I'm constantly planning my next trip. That being the case, I gravitate towards affordable ($500 and below) tool watches that will definitely get some time underwater. Currently I have a Helberg CH6, Seiko SUN019, Suunto Core Military, Tag Heuer CN1111, and a Seiko SHC043 Quartz Diver with SKJ001 Bezel.
I look forward to looking around and seeing what's out there.
I'm an avid diver from a land-locked state so I'm constantly planning my next trip. That being the case, I gravitate towards affordable ($500 and below) tool watches that will definitely get some time underwater. Currently I have a Helberg CH6, Seiko SUN019, Suunto Core Military, Tag Heuer CN1111, and a Seiko SHC043 Quartz Diver with SKJ001 Bezel.
I look forward to looking around and seeing what's out there.
- JP Chestnut
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If you're looking for a no bs dive watch forum, you should probably keep looking. This is actually a cruising site, the watches are just cover.
Welcome!
Welcome!
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Tell us more.....was the sale with one of us?
How do you feel about monkey porn?
How do you feel about monkey porn?
- 59yukon01
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Welcome! Brace yourself for the vetting process.
- Grahamcombat
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Greetings
If I were a single man I would have that question in my eHarmony profile.hoppyjr wrote:Tell us more.....was the sale with one of us?
How do you feel about monkey porn?
But since I’m married, it’s usually AFTER I bang a girl that I ask her. Or him.
Utah get me two!
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I’ve told you to check for the Apple before banging....Grahamcombat wrote:If I were a single man I would have that question in my eHarmony profile.hoppyjr wrote:Tell us more.....was the sale with one of us?
How do you feel about monkey porn?
But since I’m married, it’s usually AFTER I bang a girl that I ask her. Or him.
Utah get me two!
- Grahamcombat
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...when you go to the beach do you surf every wave or only the waves you like?
Surf every wave Ed, you get to surf more.
Utah get me two!
Surf every wave Ed, you get to surf more.
Utah get me two!
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I’m stillGrahamcombat wrote:...when you go to the beach do you surf every wave or only the waves you like?
Surf every wave Ed, you get to surf more.
Utah get me two!
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Definitely a different vibe on this forum. It’s much more reserved than expected
- manitoujoe
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Yep it was with me. He sold me a nice Bathys GMT. Good guy.
Welcome aboard, buddy!!
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Welcome aboard. Disregard Hoppy. He’s got some issues that therapy hasn’t been able to help him with. Gay midget porn is one of them. Never open his suitcase
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- Heuerville
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Hey Welcome John..
We met in Vegas, both of us were masked up and fucking midgets, and we noticed each other dive watches. I'm sure Terry was around somewhere?
Good to see you bro, welcome
(shit, I just remembered the Vegas rule)
We met in Vegas, both of us were masked up and fucking midgets, and we noticed each other dive watches. I'm sure Terry was around somewhere?
Good to see you bro, welcome
(shit, I just remembered the Vegas rule)
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"SOB get me a drink"
- manitoujoe
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Haha I told you this place was fun.
Some people just have a way with words, and other people … oh … not have way.
Steve Martin
Steve Martin
- Grahamcombat
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Not only did you break the Vegas rule, this is the first time I’ve ever been referred to as a midget. My preference is “diminutive pleasure technician”.Heuerville wrote:Hey Welcome John..
We met in Vegas, both of us were masked up and fucking midgets, and we noticed each other dive watches. I'm sure Terry was around somewhere?
Good to see you bro, welcome
(shit, I just remembered the Vegas rule)
F you and your Irish curse.
Utah get me two!
- JDC222
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^^^
You are small...more a primordial dwarf size human...still fun!
You are small...more a primordial dwarf size human...still fun!
Whisky has killed more men than bullets, but most men would rather be full of whisky than bullets.
Winston Churchill.
Winston Churchill.
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Welcome to the madhouse John.
We have 7402 members here of which 4 or
5 actually dive
We have 7402 members here of which 4 or
5 actually dive
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I need a cold shower.
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I use to dive - about 150 open water dives and probably double that in muff dives.snootydog wrote:Welcome to the madhouse John.
We have 7402 members here of which 4 or
5 actually dive
Welcome to the mad house.
- Heuerville
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I remember now.. that was your Vegas 'safe word/phrase'. Ah.. the memories.
Graham was fucking up the place with a shower rail, pretending is was a Barrett 50 cal, with a HTFU tie wrapped around his forehead.
The midgets had left. Terry was smoking something through a 45" drilled out dildo-esk bong, and JP was on the balcony with a stripper dressed as a panda doing 'hot yoga'.
AtomicTom was online looking at some hideous new micro-brand, and commenting how cool it was, whilst shouting "why do you motherfuckers keep getting me high on H and reviewing shittyass micro-brands, you know I fucking hate these shitwiping start-up brands"
Meanwhile, Terry has moved onto 'testing' one of his NATO's via some sort of auto-erotic-orange-in-the-mouth-suffication, with 5 NATOs strapped around his neck. Eric is in the corner, trying desperately to put masking tape on his watch clasp. Meanwhile, the midgets had gotten tangled up in one of Ericas weird elastic straps, and no-one can figure out how to unloop it.
Then Hoppy appears, stark naked, covered in marmalade and M&Ms, with a toilet brush sticking out of his ass, shouting "I need a cold shower".
At that point, I blanked out.
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Used to because muffs are no more.BacoNoir wrote:I use to dive - about 150 open water dives and probably double that in muff dives.snootydog wrote:Welcome to the madhouse John.
We have 7402 members here of which 4 or
5 actually dive
Welcome to the mad house.
- JDC222
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Does this jog your memory Stew?
Whisky has killed more men than bullets, but most men would rather be full of whisky than bullets.
Winston Churchill.
Winston Churchill.
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Holy cow I missed the party.
Welcome. And beware.
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Heuerville wrote:I remember now.. that was your Vegas 'safe word/phrase'. Ah.. the memories.
Graham was fucking up the place with a shower rail, pretending is was a Barrett 50 cal, with a HTFU tie wrapped around his forehead.
The midgets had left. Terry was smoking something through a 45" drilled out dildo-esk bong, and JP was on the balcony with a stripper dressed as a panda doing 'hot yoga'.
AtomicTom was online looking at some hideous new micro-brand, and commenting how cool it was, whilst shouting "why do you motherfuckers keep getting me high on H and reviewing shittyass micro-brands, you know I fucking hate these shitwiping start-up brands"
Meanwhile, Terry has moved onto 'testing' one of his NATO's via some sort of auto-erotic-orange-in-the-mouth-suffication, with 5 NATOs strapped around his neck. Eric is in the corner, trying desperately to put masking tape on his watch clasp. Meanwhile, the midgets had gotten tangled up in one of Ericas weird elastic straps, and no-one can figure out how to unloop it.
Then Hoppy appears, stark naked, covered in marmalade and M&Ms, with a toilet brush sticking out of his ass, shouting "I need a cold shower".
At that point, I blanked out.
It was a blast. Even more so when everyone woke up; you with a Flock of Seagulls hairstyle, using marmalade as hair gel. Eric had a mouthful of half-chewed peanut M&M’s, while Graham was having a sword fight with JP, using the same toilet brush. JP had nothing in his hands. Terry & Tom were still asleep, but it was awkward to see them spooning, especially since Tom was still wearing the Zebra costume.
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Ok read hoppy's post above and had to make some phone calls to verify this story. This is closer to what I came away with.JDC222 wrote:Does this jog your memory Stew?
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