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Wow. Just wow.

Post by hoppes-no9 » Wed Jul 12, 2017 8:38 am

https://www.rolexforums.com/showthread.php?t=548484

I've had my share of brain farts, but this is EPIC. :roll:

I think if I was this guy, I'd sign up with a new user name out of sheer embarrassment.
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Post by Nellipj » Wed Jul 12, 2017 8:43 am

Wow. I have no words.
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Post by JP Chestnut » Wed Jul 12, 2017 8:53 am

There was a thread on their AP board from someone who thought his RO was broken because it would start and stop depending on how much he was moving around. The fix? Winding it.

There are some STUPID MOTHER FUCKERS with $$$.
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Post by FireMonk3y » Wed Jul 12, 2017 8:58 am

Checked with my wife see if she could figure it out, it only took her about 10 seconds and she's the same person that thought Alaska was an island for 20 years!!


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Post by shaneotool » Wed Jul 12, 2017 9:06 am

That guy should be proud of himself for being successful enough in life to afford several Rolexes.
Must have been difficult with his meager mental abilities.
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Post by toxicavenger » Wed Jul 12, 2017 9:08 am

shaneotool wrote: ↑
Wed Jul 12, 2017 9:06 am
 That guy should be proud of himself for being successful enough in life to afford several Rolexes.
Must have been difficult with his meager mental abilities.
smart doesn't equal success :salute:
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Post by rockmastermike » Wed Jul 12, 2017 9:22 am

At least he was humble and took his ribbing well instead of getting bent out of shape
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Post by toxicavenger » Wed Jul 12, 2017 9:25 am

rockmastermike wrote: ↑
Wed Jul 12, 2017 9:22 am
 At least he was humble and took his ribbing well instead of getting bent out of shape
true, he did handle it perfectly
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Post by johneh » Wed Jul 12, 2017 10:14 am

There was another thread on TRF about a guy that thought his watch was broken because the date changed at noon instead of midnight...
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Post by marchone » Wed Jul 12, 2017 10:19 am

I had a boss in Singapore who had an Omega GMT. One day I asked what time zone he had it set to. He responded saying he never knew what that extra hand was for. Moron.
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Post by jswing » Wed Jul 12, 2017 10:20 am

:lol:
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Post by jeckyll » Wed Jul 12, 2017 10:21 am

Some folks need to RTFM

Blah blah smrt phone

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Post by JDC222 » Wed Jul 12, 2017 10:39 am

If you are stupid, at least be humble... :lol:
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Post by JP Chestnut » Wed Jul 12, 2017 10:56 am

The hits keep on coming:
https://www.rolexforums.com/showthread.php?t=544734

Washed his watch with dish soap and sponge. Sounds good right? Not when you use the green side.
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Post by JP Chestnut » Wed Jul 12, 2017 11:08 am

It's like WUS with more money.
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Post by rockmastermike » Wed Jul 12, 2017 11:11 am

JP Chestnut wrote: ↑
Wed Jul 12, 2017 11:08 am
 It's like WUS with more money.
:rimshot:
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Post by hoppyjr » Wed Jul 12, 2017 11:13 am

It took it well. What a colossal fail.
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Post by JP Chestnut » Wed Jul 12, 2017 11:15 am

Now some moron won't stop PM'ing me over there because I mentioned that someone offered me a BNIB SD4K for $7,500... SIX MONTHS AGO.
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Post by Chocodove » Wed Jul 12, 2017 11:23 am

JP Chestnut wrote: ↑
Wed Jul 12, 2017 11:15 am
 Now some moron won't stop PM'ing me over there because I mentioned that someone offered me a BNIB SD4K for $7,500... SIX MONTHS AGO.
Tell him you heard the coronet in the rehaut was off by .0001mm and that should send him running.
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Post by JP Chestnut » Wed Jul 12, 2017 11:25 am

Chocodove wrote: ↑
Wed Jul 12, 2017 11:23 am
JP Chestnut wrote: ↑
Wed Jul 12, 2017 11:15 am
 Now some moron won't stop PM'ing me over there because I mentioned that someone offered me a BNIB SD4K for $7,500... SIX MONTHS AGO.
Tell him you heard the coronet in the rehaut was off by .0001mm and that should send him running.
I gave him Ben's phone number and told him "this guy will respond, but it will probably take many calls/texts".
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Post by River Rat » Wed Jul 12, 2017 11:48 am

What a air-head :rolleyes:
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Post by DenverBuff » Wed Jul 12, 2017 12:02 pm

Jeezus. 4 Rolexes on winders and can't figure that the date chang- screw it.

Reminds me of an exchange I had with a very hot saleslady at my local Jared - back when Jared sold Omegas and Rolexes.

After pawing a Planet Ocean for a few minutes and getting the standard Jared 15% off shpiel, she sweetened the deal with this:

"Plus, we offer free lifetime battery changes. Just bring it in and we'll replace it for free"

"Uhh, it's an automatic watch. It doesn't need a battery"

"Well, if it ever does need one, we'll put it in for free".

I shit you not.
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Post by cali kid » Wed Jul 12, 2017 12:07 pm

Guy has done well enough to own 4 Rolex watches but doesn't know that he has to change the date on months without 31 days.. Priceless & the reason some people think Rolex owner are douchebags.. maybe they're right, this guy has 4 of them and he is surely a D-BAG! :shrug:
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Post by Rob.B » Wed Jul 12, 2017 12:08 pm

:roll: As thick as a bulls foreskin...
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Post by hoppyjr » Wed Jul 12, 2017 12:23 pm

DenverBuff wrote:Jeezus. 4 Rolexes on winders and can't figure that the date chang- screw it.

Reminds me of an exchange I had with a very hot saleslady at my local Jared - back when Jared sold Omegas and Rolexes.

After pawing a Planet Ocean for a few minutes and getting the standard Jared 15% off shpiel, she sweetened the deal with this:

"Plus, we offer free lifetime battery changes. Just bring it in and we'll replace it for free"

"Uhh, it's an automatic watch. It doesn't need a battery"

"Well, if it ever does need one, we'll put it in for free".

I shit you not.
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