DWC Haiku time!!

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Re: DWC Haiku time!!

Post by Torrid » Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:05 pm

JDC222 wrote:
Sat Nov 16, 2019 5:48 pm
Let's bring back Haiku
I forgot about this thread
Count on your fingers
Damn it you’re right
I can’t stop counting fingers
I have lost my mind

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Re: DWC Haiku time!!

Post by CGSshorty » Sun Nov 17, 2019 6:03 am

New guys all confused
What the fuck is going on?
Haiku make you laugh
"It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever."
David St. Hubbins

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Re: DWC Haiku time!!

Post by Steve O. » Sun Nov 17, 2019 7:06 am

Haiku what the hell
Stabbing pain in my cranium
Seiko watches swell
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Re: DWC Haiku time!!

Post by DoctorC » Mon Nov 18, 2019 1:34 pm

A new watch is out
Atomic Tom loves it lots
No big surprise there

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Re: DWC Haiku time!!

Post by 59yukon01 » Mon Nov 18, 2019 5:05 pm

Epstein was murdered
Bill is so happy
Karma is a bitch

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Re: DWC Haiku time!!

Post by Selym » Mon Nov 18, 2019 5:08 pm

59yukon01 wrote:
Mon Nov 18, 2019 5:05 pm
Epstein was murdered
Bill is so happy
Karma is a bitch
That may be so, but
Second line has seven beats
Not five. Arkancide!

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Re: DWC Haiku time!!

Post by hoppyjr » Mon Nov 18, 2019 5:19 pm

There was a girl from Nantucket
She had to tuck it
Ben looks bad in a dress



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Re: DWC Haiku time!!

Post by JDC222 » Mon Nov 18, 2019 5:42 pm

59yukon01 wrote:
Mon Nov 18, 2019 5:05 pm
Epstein was murdered
Bill is so happy
Karma is a bitch
Five, five, five, five, five
Then seven, seven, seven
Five, five, five, five, five
Whisky has killed more men than bullets, but most men would rather be full of whisky than bullets.
Winston Churchill.

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Re: DWC Haiku time!!

Post by CGSshorty » Mon Nov 18, 2019 5:46 pm

"It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever."
David St. Hubbins

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Re: DWC Haiku time!!

Post by 59yukon01 » Mon Nov 18, 2019 5:52 pm

JDC222 wrote:
59yukon01 wrote:
Mon Nov 18, 2019 5:05 pm
Epstein was murdered
Bill is so happy
Karma is a bitch
Five, five, five, five, five
Then seven, seven, seven
Five, five, five, five, five
Lesson learned today
Haiku is kind of out there
Never liked poetry

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Re: DWC Haiku time!!

Post by hoppyjr » Mon Nov 18, 2019 6:12 pm

JDC222 wrote:
59yukon01 wrote:
Mon Nov 18, 2019 5:05 pm
Epstein was murdered
Bill is so happy
Karma is a bitch
Five, five, five, five, five
Then seven, seven, seven
Five, five, five, five, five

Don’t be so rigid learn to be tolerant and accepting. Some of us are trans grammatical

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Re: DWC Haiku time!!

Post by JDC222 » Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:38 pm

CGSshorty wrote:
Mon Nov 18, 2019 5:46 pm
Mind blown:


http://www.graceguts.com/essays/urban-myth-of-5-7-5
I quit. :fro:
Whisky has killed more men than bullets, but most men would rather be full of whisky than bullets.
Winston Churchill.

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Re: DWC Haiku time!!

Post by Ruggs » Tue Nov 19, 2019 6:59 am

Haiku can be fun
Sometimes the last line is hard
Refridgerator.

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Re: DWC Haiku time!!

Post by hoppyjr » Tue Nov 19, 2019 12:56 pm

Much time much money
Watch hobby is addictive
Off to Recon now

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Re: DWC Haiku time!!

Post by HapaHapa » Sun Oct 11, 2020 10:08 am

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Time for necrobump

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Re: DWC Haiku time!!

Post by JDC222 » Sun Oct 11, 2020 10:14 am

Covid rules the earth
My watch continues to tick
Only time will tell.
Whisky has killed more men than bullets, but most men would rather be full of whisky than bullets.
Winston Churchill.

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Re: DWC Haiku time!!

Post by BacoNoir » Sun Oct 11, 2020 7:21 pm

Sixteen days RVing
Time to get back to real life
RV’s cherry’s gone
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DWC Haiku time!!

Post by hoppyjr » Sun Oct 11, 2020 7:39 pm

you should wear a mask
or maybe you should not
I don’t give a fuck

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Re: DWC Haiku time!!

Post by Panerai7 » Mon Oct 12, 2020 7:18 am

hoppyjr wrote:
Sun Oct 11, 2020 7:39 pm
you should wear a mask
or maybe you should not
I don’t give a fuck
:lol:

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Re: DWC Haiku time!!

Post by JDC222 » Mon Oct 12, 2020 7:31 am

Masks of red, white, blue
Watch TV and wear one too
Be like you know who
Whisky has killed more men than bullets, but most men would rather be full of whisky than bullets.
Winston Churchill.

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Re: DWC Haiku time!!

Post by DoctorC » Mon Oct 12, 2020 9:57 am

Oh crap, not again
Why can't you let this thread die
Monkey memories
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Re: DWC Haiku time!!

Post by HapaHapa » Mon Oct 12, 2020 11:19 am

:monkeypiss:

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Re: DWC Haiku time!!

Post by 59yukon01 » Mon Oct 12, 2020 1:40 pm

Oh those happy smiles
We can't see them anymore
Stupid f*cking masks

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Re: DWC Haiku time!!

Post by Selym » Tue Oct 13, 2020 6:29 pm

Patiently waiting
For this moment all their lives
Masked butter faces

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Re: DWC Haiku time!!

Post by SoCal C4S » Tue Oct 13, 2020 6:32 pm

When seeking out peace
One should pursue it with a
Fervent violence.

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