DWC Haiku time!!

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Re: DWC Haiku time!!

Post by homathetes » Mon Apr 18, 2016 8:08 pm

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Post by homathetes » Mon Apr 18, 2016 8:10 pm

Good guy Greg
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Re: DWC Haiku time!!

Post by JDC222 » Mon Apr 18, 2016 8:12 pm

Pat will be teaching a remedial Haiku class tonight...


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Post by HapaHapa » Mon Apr 18, 2016 8:44 pm

Porn wonderful porn
Socially acceptable?
No...Don't give a f*ck
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Re: DWC Haiku time!!

Post by snootydog » Tue Apr 19, 2016 3:58 am

Mary had a little bike
she rode it on the grass
every time the wheels went round
the spokes went up her......oh hang on, different thing entirely, my mistake.
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Re: DWC Haiku time!!

Post by fastward » Tue Apr 19, 2016 10:39 am

Haiku time is here
David likes to wear a skirt
also motor bikes
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Post by JDC222 » Tue Apr 19, 2016 2:10 pm

^^^
Best one yet!!!!

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Post by james80 » Tue Apr 19, 2016 2:26 pm

Many sales threads bumped

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Re: DWC Haiku time!!

Post by AntonioPD » Tue Apr 19, 2016 3:47 pm

escapement release;
soul of timepiece move slow like
Mount Fuji shadow.



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Re: DWC Haiku time!!

Post by HapaHapa » Tue Apr 19, 2016 10:50 pm

Not much interest
In haiku from DWC
During this slow week
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Post by JDC222 » Wed Apr 20, 2016 6:52 am

Members are afraid
Balls will turn to labia
Haiku is for men
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Post by AntonioPD » Wed Apr 20, 2016 7:11 am

^^^ :roll:
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Re: DWC Haiku time!!

Post by Sidheguitarist » Wed Apr 20, 2016 8:58 am

Right eye is way fucked
Too hard to read all this shit
Now I sound like Pat..


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Re: DWC Haiku time!!

Post by r.palace » Wed Apr 20, 2016 9:33 am

Getting married soon

Bought 3 watches already

Soon to be 4, ha
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Re: DWC Haiku time!!

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r.palace wrote:Getting married soon

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Re: DWC Haiku time!!

Post by JDC222 » Tue May 03, 2016 8:59 pm

55 13
True classic and on the way
Matt Wu is the man
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Re: DWC Haiku time!!

Post by r.palace » Tue May 03, 2016 9:41 pm

JDC222 wrote:55 13
True classic and on the way
Matt Wu is the man
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Re: DWC Haiku time!!

Post by Sidheguitarist » Tue May 03, 2016 10:01 pm

JDC222 wrote:55 13
True classic and on the way
Matt Wu is the man
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Re: DWC Haiku time!!

Post by CGSshorty » Sat Nov 16, 2019 11:48 am

I’m not sure this was an intentional Haiku.

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Re: DWC Haiku time!!

Post by mattcantwin » Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:06 pm

Epstein hung himself
Chris told me no he didn't
Either way he's dead
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Re: DWC Haiku time!!

Post by JDC222 » Sat Nov 16, 2019 5:48 pm

Let's bring back Haiku
I forgot about this thread
Count on your fingers
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Re: DWC Haiku time!!

Post by matt.wu » Sat Nov 16, 2019 7:15 pm

This is a great thread!
Lots of forum history:
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Re: DWC Haiku time!!

Post by unixshrk » Sat Nov 16, 2019 8:02 pm

Wu is accurate
Some of these were fun to read
Need to buy watch now
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Re: DWC Haiku time!!

Post by CGSshorty » Sat Nov 16, 2019 8:08 pm

Necro thread, maybe
DWC history
Ten years goes by fast
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