Dream Post

[Tragic]

OK so a few days ago I was downtown and naturally wandered into a swank jewelery store.
I was wearing sandals, a tank-top and cut-offs, I was stylin' fo sho.
All the stuck up salespeople did their best to ignore me!
Can you believe that???
Finally a snooty lady said in a snooty tone, "May I help you?"
I said yes, "I'd like to see that Rolex 2 tone sub please."
She said "Are you sure you can afford this? Rolex is the finest watch in the world and each one takes 1 year. to make you know."
Can you even believe she said that?
I said "This here plastic card in my wallet says I can AFFORD it!"
(I'm 30k in debt due to buying watches and aiming for 40!)
Just then, some other dude in the store said "Omega makes much finer watches more reasonably priced and the people that own them aren't all social climbing slugs that know NOTHING about watches...harrumph."
Can you believe he said that?
Just as I was about to punch THAT dude, another nimrod chimed in!
This new fellow said "You're BOTH full of (expletive deleted). Everyone KNOWS that Seiko makes the best watches in the world and only sell their crummy stuff in the U.S., keeping their horological wonders carefully hidden in Nippon"
Can you believe he said that?
About that time, my eyes glazed over and I started wondering to myself, "Which watch would I really want though if the world was ending?"
So I decided to just leave and buy a fake Patek at deleted by mod.com
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I put this up at WUS trying to cover most everything that generates 5 pages of ad nauseum babble...

[ElChingon7]

That should get them going...

[DMB]

That's pretty good John. You think they'll get the joke at WUS? There is ALWAYS some uptight, jackass that has to pick apart every humorous post. I got a burger and beer that says somebody makes an ass out of themselves with a reply.

[HalifaxNS]

You had me up till the Seiko part .

[dohmer]

[SCM64]

Well everyone knows Damasko really makes the best watches. They take 2 years to build each one.

Right John?

[ezcheese]

Entertainment time! I gotta run over to WUS and find that gem.

[Graeme]

1 year for Rolex ,... HA! Mine is being made for more than 2 years, and the F'ing thing still isn't ready!!!

Graeme

[ezcheese]

1 year for Rolex ,... HA! Mine is being made for more than 2 years, and the F'ing thing still isn't ready!!!

Graeme

SASsy!

[matt.wu]

Saw it posted over on WUS. Now that's a quality topic.

[Geoffrey]

I wear a Timex myself.
G

[SCM64]

They moved it to the Cafe'.

Good call as usual David.

[BSears]

That's pretty good John. You think they'll get the joke at WUS? There is ALWAYS some uptight, jackass that has to pick apart every humorous post. I got a burger and beer that says somebody makes an ass out of themselves with a reply.

I wouldn't touch that bet, David. That's a given!

John, classic stuff. You actually had me going for a sec

[Pasquale]

Sorry i got lost looking at dohmer's sig

[River Rat]

I had a buddy at work that had the same thing happen to.But at a car dealer dressed the same way he went to a BMW dealer no one would give him the time of day so he went across the street cadilac dealer bought one and drove through the BMW lot there loss.

[BSears]

I had a buddy at work that had the same thing happen to.But at a car dealer dressed the same way he went to a BMW dealer no one would give him the time of day so he went across the street cadilac dealer bought one and drove through the BMW lot there loss.

Classic move on his part! He should have just for good measure.

[Tragic]

Bastards killed it moving it to the cafe
I wanted to set a record with like 87 pages of replies!

[mrsnak]

I put this up at WUS trying to cover most everything that generates 5 pages of ad nauseum babble...

Oh you rebel, you.