Holy Shit - The Kalmar of kalmars + Mokume Kalmar + Buckle

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Re: Holy Shit - The Kalmar of kalmars + Mokume Kalmar + Buck

Post by Danny_T » Thu Jul 16, 2015 2:24 pm

lilhoody wrote:
Danny_T wrote:
lilhoody wrote:WTF is half a watch?
The one pictured without a dial module in it.
My bad...if that's your math and it makes you feel good, go with it.
Why so angry? Someone must have :monkeypiss: in your :koolaid:

But yeah I feel GREAT !

Carry on.
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Post by lilhoody » Thu Jul 16, 2015 2:31 pm

Danny_T wrote:
lilhoody wrote:
Danny_T wrote:
lilhoody wrote:WTF is half a watch?
The one pictured without a dial module in it.
My bad...if that's your math and it makes you feel good, go with it.
Why so angry? Someone must have :monkeypiss: in your :koolaid:

But yeah I feel GREAT !

Carry on.
Who's angry? $40 watch case equals half watch. How come you didn't factor in your straps? What fraction of a watch is a strap anyway...1/4?
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Post by Terpits » Thu Jul 16, 2015 2:51 pm

5 out of 4 people don't understand fractions.

Danny_T does. :salote:
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Post by lilhoody » Thu Jul 16, 2015 3:08 pm

Terpits wrote:5 out of 4 people don't understand fractions.

Danny_T does. :salote:
Pedro,
I have a spare 114060 bracelet if you want to buy 1/3 of a watch.
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Post by Terpits » Thu Jul 16, 2015 3:16 pm

lilhoody wrote:
Terpits wrote:5 out of 4 people don't understand fractions.

Danny_T does. :salote:
Pedro,
I have a spare 114060 bracelet if you want to buy 1/3 of a watch.
Something don't add up. If I get the bracelet, and that's 1/3 of a watch, get a 14060m case from @Expat, according to Danny_T meth, I would have ½?
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Post by andrema » Thu Jul 16, 2015 3:28 pm

Terpits wrote:
lilhoody wrote:
Terpits wrote:5 out of 4 people don't understand fractions.

Danny_T does. :salote:
Pedro,
I have a spare 114060 bracelet if you want to buy 1/3 of a watch.
Something don't add up. If I get the bracelet, and that's 1/3 of a watch, get a 14060m case from @Expat, according to Danny_T meth, I would have ½?
Danny does his math using the metric system...silly American
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Re: Holy Shit - The Kalmar of kalmars + Mokume Kalmar + Buck

Post by Danny_T » Thu Jul 16, 2015 3:51 pm

Heres some math for ya

how many fingers am I holding up :whistle:



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Post by matt.wu » Thu Jul 16, 2015 5:17 pm

Danny_T wrote:Heres some math for ya

how many fingers am I holding up :whistle:



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Post by toxicavenger » Thu Jul 16, 2015 6:50 pm

matt.wu wrote:
Danny_T wrote:Heres some math for ya

how many fingers am I holding up :whistle:



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Post by JP Chestnut » Thu Jul 16, 2015 7:21 pm

Danny has shitty taste in watch straps, but he's a very good sport. Even so, having so many h2o watches seems like visiting a bunch of cheap hookers, rather than spending up for the occasional high class call girl.

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Post by falcon4311 » Thu Jul 16, 2015 7:25 pm

carlodwc wrote::shock:

Well, not my thing but you can surely say that they are creative... :thumbsup:
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Post by 59yukon01 » Thu Jul 16, 2015 7:35 pm

That crystal just reminds me too much of those thick coke bottle glasses I've seen people wear that are almost blind.

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Post by BBK357 » Thu Jul 16, 2015 8:31 pm

jswing wrote:
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r.palace wrote:60 H2O's? :scratch:

How many are you up to Dan? Can't imagine anyone ordering more than you :shifty:

The novelty of all these materials would wear off sooner than later for me but props to Clemens and his company
I'm at 11 1/2 right now + 4 incoming/pre-orders (2 Orca Torpedo, CH8, and Hydra). Pic is the current H20 lineup + a bunch of spare parts in the accessories drawer.

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:shock: I knew you had a lot of H2O's but only one Seiko? :shrug: :lol:
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Post by BBK357 » Thu Jul 16, 2015 8:32 pm

JP Chestnut wrote:Danny has shitty taste in watch straps, but he's a very good sport. Even so, having so many h2o watches seems like visiting a bunch of cheap hookers, rather than spending up for the occasional high class call girl.

Or this
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Post by Danny_T » Thu Jul 16, 2015 9:39 pm

What's wrong with strippers where you can wear em, beat em and sell them to the next John when your done instead of paying high costs for tit impant service, Liposuction touch ups, and whatever else those high maintenance bitches do to drain your wallet

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Post by Dedalus » Fri Jul 17, 2015 4:57 am

Danny_T wrote:What's wrong with strippers where you can wear em, beat em and sell them to the next John when your done instead of paying high costs for tit impant service, Liposuction touch ups, and whatever else those high maintenance bitches do to drain your wallet

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Such fuss over Danny_T's collecting habits? :shrug:
Not sure why it would concern anyone outside of Danny himself (with the possible exception of his wife ;) )

He likes a certain syle of watch...much like the rest of us. :cheers:

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Post by DEMO » Fri Jul 17, 2015 6:36 am

Good looking collection there Danny. Keep collecting what makes you happy. BTW, I like H2O / Helberg watches too. :thumbsup:
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Post by toxicavenger » Fri Jul 17, 2015 7:48 am

Dedalus wrote:
Danny_T wrote:What's wrong with strippers where you can wear em, beat em and sell them to the next John when your done instead of paying high costs for tit impant service, Liposuction touch ups, and whatever else those high maintenance bitches do to drain your wallet

:stir:


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Such fuss over Danny_T's collecting habits? :shrug:
Not sure why it would concern anyone outside of Danny himself (with the possible exception of his wife ;) )

He likes a certain syle of watch...much like the rest of us. :cheers:
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Post by Danny_T » Fri Jul 17, 2015 8:24 am

All in good fun guys....LOL. I can take it and dish it.

:htfu:

But I do have to admit...the math response with the mitten was good :mrgreen:

Beleive you me, I have definitely had the debate in my head that with all the micro's I have I could have a condensed collection of a fewer finer watches. I just cant get past the mental block of spending 10k+ on a watch,. If wifey found out.....I'd end up like Matt. having to leave DWC and the other forums, but forever.....and would be divorced.

Even if I did liquidate all my Micros, I dont think I'd have enough for a PAM 389 and the Blue Chrono Bathyscpahe :shrug:

Clemens 'brothel' hads my kind of girls, which is why I keep coming back for more :lol:
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Post by CGSshorty » Fri Jul 17, 2015 8:31 am

I love some micro brands too, Danny. Clemens builds a nice watch, but in my ever so humble opinion, you have too many redundancies in your collection. I'd liquidate half and buy one watch.
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Re: Holy Shit - The Kalmar of kalmars + Mokume Kalmar + Buck

Post by Danny_T » Fri Jul 17, 2015 8:39 am

CGSshorty wrote:I love some micro brands too, Danny. Clemens builds a nice watch, but in my ever so humble opinion, you have too many redundancies in your collection. I'd liquidate half and buy one watch.
I do agree with you. :thumbsup:

It's an OCD thing I think. I'm fucked up that way. It takes a long time for me to realize sometimes I like too much of one thing.

I may evolve again :scratch:

At least I evolved from the Invicta stage!! Thank God.
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Post by 425ranger » Fri Jul 17, 2015 8:47 am

...and that's how I damaged all my door frames.
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Post by Terpits » Fri Jul 17, 2015 9:23 am

Whoa,
whoa,
whoa. Type slowly, rainbow brite.

You mean to say Matt had to give up the Rolex so he can stay in DWC, on the Internet, and married??
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Post by jswing » Fri Jul 17, 2015 10:27 am

Danny_T wrote:
CGSshorty wrote:I love some micro brands too, Danny. Clemens builds a nice watch, but in my ever so humble opinion, you have too many redundancies in your collection. I'd liquidate half and buy one watch.
I do agree with you. :thumbsup:

It's an OCD thing I think. I'm fucked up that way. It takes a long time for me to realize sometimes I like too much of one thing.

I may evolve again :scratch:

At least I evolved from the Invicta stage!! Thank God.
I have that too. (OCD) I have like 10 1/2 identical pairs of socks.

BTW, I also like H20. I had the Kalmar when it first came out, and it was fun choosing the options. Clemens had a pretty revolutionary idea IMO.

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Post by JP Chestnut » Fri Jul 17, 2015 10:40 am

I have 20.375 of the same dress shirts - it's not OCD, it's practicality.

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