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Doing what is right.

Post by falcon4311 » Wed Oct 15, 2014 3:38 pm

Whilst strolling round the Harbour this morning about 11 am., I noticed a terrorist
slip from the quayside and fall into the water.

He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he was carrying. If he didn't get help he'd surely drown.

Being a responsible Canadian citizen, and abiding by the law of the land that requires you to help those in distress, I informed the Police, the Coastguard, the Immigration Office and even the Fire Dept.

It is now 4 p.m., he has drowned, and none of the authorities have yet responded.

I'm starting to think I wasted four stamps.
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Re: Doing what is right.

Post by Panerai7 » Wed Oct 15, 2014 3:40 pm

I actually laughed out loud :)
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Re: Doing what is right.

Post by JDC222 » Wed Oct 15, 2014 3:51 pm

Hahaha!!!
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Re: Doing what is right.

Post by Sniper13 » Wed Oct 15, 2014 4:12 pm

Ha ha.
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Re: Doing what is right.

Post by kfalk » Wed Oct 15, 2014 4:38 pm

Lol :thumbsup:
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Re: Doing what is right.

Post by marchone » Wed Oct 15, 2014 4:44 pm

:salute:
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Post by r.palace » Wed Oct 15, 2014 4:54 pm

:roll:
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Re: Doing what is right.

Post by moishlashen » Wed Oct 15, 2014 6:35 pm

lols
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Post by GGD » Wed Oct 15, 2014 6:42 pm

That is gold!!!! :lol: :clap:
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Re: Doing what is right.

Post by toxicavenger » Wed Oct 15, 2014 6:51 pm

pure awesome
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Re: Doing what is right.

Post by Terpits » Wed Oct 15, 2014 6:53 pm

Haha!
That was a suicide bummer
:rimshot:
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Re: Doing what is right.

Post by amckiwi » Wed Oct 15, 2014 7:08 pm

Thank you for sharing
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Re: Doing what is right.

Post by falcon4311 » Wed Oct 15, 2014 8:59 pm

I didn't see the punchline coming.
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Re: Doing what is right.

Post by BBK357 » Wed Oct 15, 2014 9:03 pm

Terpits wrote:Haha!
That was a suicide bummer
All that weapon training and no swimming lessons.
DEATH FROM ABOVE
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Re: Doing what is right.

Post by poppydog » Wed Oct 15, 2014 9:08 pm

:lol: :clap:
Regards

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Post by snootydog » Wed Oct 15, 2014 10:02 pm

LMFAO :roll:
Andy :uj:
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Re: Doing what is right.

Post by Danny_T » Wed Oct 15, 2014 10:06 pm

LoL. Nice
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Re: Doing what is right.

Post by serdal22 » Thu Oct 16, 2014 2:17 am

Nice!

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Re: Doing what is right.

Post by ChuckW » Thu Oct 16, 2014 3:39 am

I assumed that a Canadian terrorist was someone who farts in a elevator.
No, it's not Tourettes.
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Re: Doing what is right.

Post by jimyritz » Thu Oct 16, 2014 4:20 am

:grin: :thumbsup:
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Re: Doing what is right.

Post by jswing » Thu Oct 16, 2014 4:46 am

:lol:
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Re: Doing what is right.

Post by falcon4311 » Thu Oct 16, 2014 6:00 am

ChuckW wrote:I assumed that a Canadian terrorist was someone who farts in a elevator.
I don't find that stunt funny, one of my co-workers caught 2 of us with that one. Thank God it was only a couple floors we had to suffer through.
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Re: Doing what is right.

Post by AtomicTom » Thu Oct 16, 2014 10:32 am

Oh wow Don ! :grin: Another classic here I will have to use. Thanks very much ! :salute:
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