hoppyjr wrote:braeburn wrote:fastward wrote:From the latest mod bowling GTG.
What a bunch of Croc Stars.
Dude on far right does not own a pair of Crocs but wishes he did (two pairs, blue and Kelly green) so he was like all the rest of the cool kids.
Dude second left is a gamer and has a skull ring on a gold chain around his neck (notice button to top shirt) but had to leave the right hand skull pinky ring at home cause it messed his game up.
Dude second from right is smiling while giving dude in center a reach-around, which is also why he's smiling.
Which one are you anyway???
You're both wrong. Those dudes are real men. They would never consider wearing Crocs or skull rings on pinkies. The only HJ they were getting was from Alice, the beer maid at the bowling alley...only if they tipped big or rolled a 300.
They are GD bowlers FFS.
- They didn't ask their wives if they could go bowling...they told them!
- They kept score on paper, using tiny ass pencils...not some ridiculous computer that didn't let them cheat.
- They drank Schlitz malt liquor from a cans; many cans
- They buttered their bacon and bacon'd their sausage
- They drove cars with carburetors, powered by leaded fuel
- They didn't wear seat belts, those were for pussies
- They shaved with straight razors
- They spanked their kids
I think that sums it up. These dudes would spit on some croc wearing hippy.