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W ... T ... F ???

Post by DMB » Mon Jul 02, 2012 9:25 am

From WUSsy Public Forum:

You are mugged in an alleyway, but you are given money to spend on a watch...

You're in a new city for business, and you are mugged by 3 men at gunpoint, who take all your possessions.

However, they give you $800 USD to spend at the AD next door. They promise you that, if you buy a nice watch with the money, they will return your possessions, and will provide protection for the rest of your stay. They've been following you and chose you because they've seen your collection and know you have taste.

The twist is this: The mugger likes dressy watches around 40mm with a date window. He says he wants to look good in his counterfeit polo shirts yet doesn't want to look like a typical mugger in court. (classy guy)

The store has every brand that releases to ADs, and you don't have to spend all of the money. You don't have to save either. No fakes.

You're in the city for the next 10 days, and the protection will be useful to you.

What do you pick?


This has got to be the gayest thread I've seen in a while. Anywhere.
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Re: W ... T ... F ???

Post by SCM64 » Mon Jul 02, 2012 9:28 am

Please tell me there are no replies. :rolleyes: :doh:
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Re: W ... T ... F ???

Post by SCM64 » Mon Jul 02, 2012 9:37 am

Well, there are about 30 replies. Amazing. I can login with my phone for some reason damnit!

Most idiotic thread ever. Ugh. :puke:
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Post by moishlashen » Mon Jul 02, 2012 9:41 am

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Post by andrema » Mon Jul 02, 2012 9:56 am

http://forums.watchuseek.com/f2/you-mug ... ost5207107
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Post by fastward » Mon Jul 02, 2012 9:59 am

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Post by FlyPenFly » Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:09 am

This reminds me of gun/survivor forums that come up with weird masturbatory fantasies like these.
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Post by jimyritz » Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:10 am

Ghey.... :smack:
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Post by unixshrk » Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:14 am

jimyritz wrote:Ghey.... :smack:

Going to agree with the Masshole on this. What is wrong with people? Better yet, how the hell do you come up with this ?
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Re: W ... T ... F ???

Post by stumpy1972 » Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:31 am

Too much time on this dude's hands.......
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Post by justsellbrgs » Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:08 am

If the person being mugged had a WATCHUSEEK lapel pin on they would not have been mugged.
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Post by demer03 » Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:10 am

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Post by cdnwatchguy » Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:18 am

Seriously?
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Re: W ... T ... F ???

Post by River Rat » Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:24 am

Look at the dip shit's low post count 73 that started that dumb ass thread I bet he has no decent watches in his collection to talk about so he come's up with these dumb post.
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Re: W ... T ... F ???

Post by tattoo chef » Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:26 am

Has to be one of the single most screwed up posts I have ever read.
The OP should seek mental help for just thinking that up and typing it.

It is so retarded and far fetched and inane. just wow.
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Re: W ... T ... F ???

Post by FlyPenFly » Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:33 am

Maybe there's another watch forum that makes fun of WUS and they're pulling a practical joke to see how many serious responses he can get.
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Re: W ... T ... F ???

Post by andrema » Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:39 am

Do you think the guy is really a mugger and thinking of doing this? Think about it, he obviously has a mental defect and probably needs help picking out a nice watch! I mean, it makes sense, right?
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Re: W ... T ... F ???

Post by andrema » Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:42 am

http://forums.watchuseek.com/f73/you-mo ... 07338.html
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Post by moishlashen » Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:56 am

FlyPenFly wrote:Maybe there's another watch forum that makes fun of WUS and they're pulling a practical joke to see how many serious responses he can get.


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Post by MikeyLikesIt » Mon Jul 02, 2012 12:04 pm

Looks like he spends time in Norman, OK which would explain a lot.
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Post by homathetes » Mon Jul 02, 2012 12:17 pm

It's the WUS public forum. That forum exists for threads like this.
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Post by homathetes » Mon Jul 02, 2012 12:18 pm

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Post by T.R. » Mon Jul 02, 2012 2:14 pm

MikeyLikesIt wrote:Looks like he spends time in Norman, OK which would explain a lot.
And we have a winner.

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Post by hazmatman » Mon Jul 02, 2012 2:34 pm

I guess this is the upside to losing power...I can't read sh*t like that. :banghead:
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Re: W ... T ... F ???

Post by dnslater » Mon Jul 02, 2012 3:22 pm

Opened that thread over the weekend, got three lines in and set my iPad down and decided I should do something else with my time.
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