MANDATORY VIEWING - New Member Orientation Video

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MANDATORY VIEWING - New Member Orientation Video

Post by SCM64 » Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:07 pm

A little birdie dropped me a note. No idea who made this :whistle: or where it came from.

I suspect you might find this mildly humorous. ;)

If you are easily offended, perhaps you should pass. :crybaby:

And finally, don't be drinking anything while actually watching this. You, your monitor and your keyboard have been warned. :salute:

Without further delay, I present the front runner for Video of the Year. :ugeek:


:popcorn:


Presenting......
Steven

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Re: If you watch one video this year, make it this one...

Post by Seth » Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:18 pm

Now I have to clean my screen... thanks. :fro:
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Post by sinner » Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:20 pm

:lol:
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Post by DMB » Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:23 pm

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Re: If you watch one video this year, make it this one...

Post by mattcantwin » Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:24 pm

There are about 800 priceless lines...


too funny!



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Re: If you watch one video this year, make it this one...

Post by rockmastermike » Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:26 pm

I needed a good laugh - between work, my son's report card and the dad who should be in jail, this really made my night. :cheers:
like many things in life, it's funny because it's true.

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Re: If you watch one video this year, make it this one...

Post by craniotes » Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:27 pm

Yup, I had to break out the Windex on the ol' iPad.

Fucking epic, Steven. Damn.

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Re: If you watch one video this year, make it this one...

Post by Henryj » Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:40 pm

OK, so where is this secret forum with the sexually desireable rock star moderators?
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Re: If you watch one video this year, make it this one...

Post by SCM64 » Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:42 pm

Henryj wrote:OK, so where is this secret forum with the sexually desireable rock star moderators?

:roll: :roll: :thumbsup:
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Post by BSears » Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:54 pm

:roll: :love:
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Post by demer03 » Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:08 pm

Steven....don't know where to start...

:excited:

"Bad assed Seiko Monster that will make me cool".... :roll:
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Re: If you watch one video this year, make it this one...

Post by ezcheese » Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:37 pm

Henryj wrote:OK, so where is this secret forum with the sexually desireable rock star moderators?
Right here!
Photo on 2011-01-07 at 23.34 #2.jpg
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Post by BSears » Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:47 pm

Ah ha! So that's what happened to our Christmas bonuses.:tap:
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Re: If you watch one video this year, make it this one...

Post by DMB » Fri Jan 07, 2011 9:05 pm

ezcheese wrote:
Henryj wrote:OK, so where is this secret forum with the sexually desireable rock star moderators?
Right here!
Photo on 2011-01-07 at 23.34 #2.jpg
:koolaid:

.... and BOOM goes the dynamite.
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Post by craniotes » Fri Jan 07, 2011 10:04 pm

Derek, you are a straight up pimp!

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Re: If you watch one video this year, make it this one...

Post by randyswagon » Fri Jan 07, 2011 10:20 pm

. . . I am so proud to own two Seiko Monster bad ass diver watches. Especially since I did not have to have man sex with Oscar or a Nazi Moderator. :rock:




Seriously, easily has vid o' the year wrapped up!!! Fucking rock star moderators . . . . :roll:
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Re: If you watch one video this year, make it this one...

Post by cali kid » Fri Jan 07, 2011 10:29 pm

Priceless, fucking priceless!!! :roll: :roll:
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Post by pacifichrono » Fri Jan 07, 2011 10:39 pm

Outstanding! :lol:

I was waiting to hear the guy's take on WG but it never came. :scratch: Damn!
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Re: If you watch one video this year, make it this one...

Post by Jamie » Fri Jan 07, 2011 10:49 pm

dude insane just insane

But seriously you got too much tiome on your hands.

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Re: If you watch one video this year, make it this one...

Post by toxicavenger » Sat Jan 08, 2011 12:04 am

cali kid wrote:Priceless, fucking priceless!!! :roll: :roll:
That is some funny shit!!!!!



It should be mandatory that ALL newbies watch this before they are allowed to sign onto the forum! :fro:

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Re: If you watch one video this year, make it this one...

Post by GGD » Sat Jan 08, 2011 12:53 am

That was absolute Gold :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

"Will you shut the fuck up about the Seiko Monster before I kill you!" :roll: :roll: :roll:

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Re: If you watch one video this year, make it this one...

Post by KWIATEK » Sat Jan 08, 2011 1:04 am

:roll:

I watched it 3 times. Partly because it was so fucking hilarious and also because my bad ears have a hard time with that generated voicing.

I can see it now. Weekly or monthly installments, making a DWC cartoon series. Even if it's only this one video, those two characters need names. I'm ready for Part II.

I love that it was made a sticky.


I own 3 bad ass Seiko Monsters, but I will shut the fuck up about them already before you all kill me.


DWC rocks (which might be why we have sexually desirable Rock Star moderators that cause distrubances when not disguised), what the fuck is so confusing about that? :lol:

The award for best video of the year goes to DWC :clap:
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Re: If you watch one video this year, make it this one...

Post by el presidente » Sat Jan 08, 2011 1:47 am

cali kid wrote:Priceless, fucking priceless!!! :roll: :roll:
+1..Amazing Steven :roll: :roll:
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Re: If you watch one video this year, make it this one...

Post by jad3703 » Sat Jan 08, 2011 2:20 am

That was absolutely classic. :cheers:

Luckily, being pre-warned, no nose-tricks onto the screen nor keyboard.

Awesome and thanks, Steven!

And you really do have far too much time on your hands ... just saying.

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Post by ANOMALY » Sat Jan 08, 2011 5:48 am

And the Oscar (no pun intended) for the best animated short film goes to...
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