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by amckiwi
Tue Oct 16, 2018 2:00 pm
Forum: Seiko Forum
Topic: Seikos needed for groomsmen’s gifts.
Replies: 10
Views: 172

Re: Seikos needed for groomsmen’s gifts.

How many weddings you having?
by amckiwi
Mon Oct 15, 2018 2:02 pm
Forum: Main Forum
Topic: Dad jokes
Replies: 69
Views: 3857

Re: Dad jokes

Question: A plane crashed down with 200 people on board. Every single person died, yet there were a 100 survivors.
How is that possible?

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Answer: All the married ones lived!!
by amckiwi
Mon Oct 15, 2018 1:19 am
Forum: Main Forum
Topic: Dad jokes
Replies: 69
Views: 3857

Re: Dad jokes

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by amckiwi
Sat Oct 13, 2018 11:11 pm
Forum: Music, Movies, Cars, Bikes & Sports
Topic: Opinions-first car for new teen driver
Replies: 79
Views: 1461

Re: Opinions-first car for new teen driver

I was given my first car when I told my father I was going to buy a motorcycle.
In hindsight this was the correct move.
We had many bonding moments fixing it up.
Back then a solid car was seen as safe.
It is so much easier to learn to drive a manual when you are young
by amckiwi
Thu Oct 11, 2018 12:26 am
Forum: Main Forum
Topic: Dad jokes
Replies: 69
Views: 3857

Re: Dad jokes

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by amckiwi
Thu Oct 11, 2018 12:15 am
Forum: Main Forum
Topic: Dad jokes
Replies: 69
Views: 3857

Re: Dad jokes

I have the memory of an elephant. 
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I very clearly remember seeing an elephant once in the zoo.
by amckiwi
Thu Oct 11, 2018 12:14 am
Forum: Main Forum
Topic: Dad jokes
Replies: 69
Views: 3857

Re: Dad jokes

I come from a family of failed magicians....

I have two half-sisters
by amckiwi
Wed Sep 26, 2018 5:30 pm
Forum: Music, Movies, Cars, Bikes & Sports
Topic: Isle of Man TT - AC/DC - Thunderstuck
Replies: 5
Views: 233

Re: Isle of Man TT - AC/DC - Thunderstuck

I always try and watch the IOM and the other Irish road races
Deaths on that circuit are not uncommon
by amckiwi
Tue Sep 25, 2018 2:58 am
Forum: Music, Movies, Cars, Bikes & Sports
Topic: Jack Ryan
Replies: 71
Views: 2360

Re: Jack Ryan

I just watched it all one after the other, really enjoyed it, no subtitles in the version I saw unfortunately, am now about 1/2 way through season 1 Ozark
Am on holidays.

Thanks for the steer on this guys
by amckiwi
Thu Sep 13, 2018 10:51 pm
Forum: Main Forum
Topic: WRUW 13.09.18
Replies: 55
Views: 1486

Re: WRUW 13.09.18

I have one as well and am struggling to bond with mine
Great pic though
GregBe wrote:
Thu Sep 13, 2018 2:27 pm
New one today, Muhle Glashutte 29er on Toxic. Really clean design on this one.Image

Sent from my LG-H830 using Tapatalk
by amckiwi
Sun Sep 09, 2018 12:31 am
Forum: Main Forum
Topic: How Many Watches Do You Have?
Replies: 106
Views: 3859

Re: How Many Watches Do You Have?

Thanks for the survey had always wondered
by amckiwi
Tue Sep 04, 2018 1:37 am
Forum: Main Forum
Topic: Dad jokes
Replies: 69
Views: 3857

Re: Dad jokes

These are getting worse but that is the idea yes?
by amckiwi
Tue Sep 04, 2018 1:36 am
Forum: Main Forum
Topic: Dad jokes
Replies: 69
Views: 3857

Re: Dad jokes

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by amckiwi
Thu Aug 30, 2018 1:30 am
Forum: Main Forum
Topic: Dad jokes
Replies: 69
Views: 3857

Re: Dad jokes

What's the difference between America and a memory stick?
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One's USA and the other's USB!
by amckiwi
Fri Aug 24, 2018 4:45 pm
Forum: Main Forum
Topic: Dad jokes
Replies: 69
Views: 3857

Re: Dad jokes

I bought a dog off a blacksmith today.


As soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the door!
by amckiwi
Fri Aug 24, 2018 4:44 pm
Forum: Main Forum
Topic: Dad jokes
Replies: 69
Views: 3857

Re: Dad jokes

My girlfriend says I’m hopeless at fixing appliances...



Well, she's in for a shock.
by amckiwi
Fri Aug 17, 2018 4:18 am
Forum: Main Forum
Topic: Dad jokes
Replies: 69
Views: 3857

Re: Dad jokes

Not very much is known about Mahatma Ghandi. A frail man, he sometimes went for days without proper food, living off berries and anything else he could find to keep himself alive and, because of this, he suffered from bad breath. Also, not having proper footwear whilst walking over very hard and rou...
by amckiwi
Mon Aug 13, 2018 8:23 pm
Forum: Main Forum
Topic: Ever sold a watch because of weight?
Replies: 70
Views: 2614

Re: Ever sold a watch because of weight?

I have an aquadive that is 332g on the bracelet
Occasionally I notice the weight but never considered selling it
The bracelet helps distribute some of the weight around the wrist I guess
by amckiwi
Mon Aug 13, 2018 3:19 pm
Forum: Main Forum
Topic: Dad jokes
Replies: 69
Views: 3857

Re: Dad jokes

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.


It means a lot.
by amckiwi
Thu Aug 09, 2018 1:57 am
Forum: Main Forum
Topic: Dad jokes
Replies: 69
Views: 3857

Re: Dad jokes

Someone threw a bottle of Omega 3 at me.
Luckily, my injuries were only super fish oil.
by amckiwi
Mon Aug 06, 2018 2:33 am
Forum: Main Forum
Topic: Dad jokes
Replies: 69
Views: 3857

Re: Dad jokes

Two Chinese dudes break into a distillery. One turns to the other and says “Is this Whiskey? The other one says “Yes but not as Whiskey as wobbing a bank!!!
by amckiwi
Mon Aug 06, 2018 2:32 am
Forum: Main Forum
Topic: Dad jokes
Replies: 69
Views: 3857

Re: Dad jokes

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by amckiwi
Mon Aug 06, 2018 1:50 am
Forum: Main Forum
Topic: Dad jokes
Replies: 69
Views: 3857

Re: Dad jokes

What do you call a roman with a pubic hair stuck in his teeth?
Gladiator
by amckiwi
Sat Aug 04, 2018 12:47 am
Forum: Main Forum
Topic: Dad jokes
Replies: 69
Views: 3857

Re: Dad jokes

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by amckiwi
Fri Aug 03, 2018 8:49 pm
Forum: Main Forum
Topic: Dad jokes
Replies: 69
Views: 3857

Re: Dad jokes

I have chirpies
It is a canarial disease
And is untweatable

That is a hard type with spell checker on!