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by amckiwi
Mon Aug 13, 2018 8:23 pm
Forum: Main Forum
Topic: Ever sold a watch because of weight?
Replies: 51
Views: 1112

Re: Ever sold a watch because of weight?

I have an aquadive that is 332g on the bracelet
Occasionally I notice the weight but never considered selling it
The bracelet helps distribute some of the weight around the wrist I guess
by amckiwi
Mon Aug 13, 2018 3:19 pm
Forum: Main Forum
Topic: Dad jokes
Replies: 49
Views: 2442

Re: Dad jokes

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.


It means a lot.
by amckiwi
Thu Aug 09, 2018 1:57 am
Forum: Main Forum
Topic: Dad jokes
Replies: 49
Views: 2442

Re: Dad jokes

Someone threw a bottle of Omega 3 at me.
Luckily, my injuries were only super fish oil.
by amckiwi
Mon Aug 06, 2018 2:33 am
Forum: Main Forum
Topic: Dad jokes
Replies: 49
Views: 2442

Re: Dad jokes

Two Chinese dudes break into a distillery. One turns to the other and says “Is this Whiskey? The other one says “Yes but not as Whiskey as wobbing a bank!!!
by amckiwi
Mon Aug 06, 2018 2:32 am
Forum: Main Forum
Topic: Dad jokes
Replies: 49
Views: 2442

Re: Dad jokes

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by amckiwi
Mon Aug 06, 2018 1:50 am
Forum: Main Forum
Topic: Dad jokes
Replies: 49
Views: 2442

Re: Dad jokes

What do you call a roman with a pubic hair stuck in his teeth?
Gladiator
by amckiwi
Sat Aug 04, 2018 12:47 am
Forum: Main Forum
Topic: Dad jokes
Replies: 49
Views: 2442

Re: Dad jokes

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by amckiwi
Fri Aug 03, 2018 8:49 pm
Forum: Main Forum
Topic: Dad jokes
Replies: 49
Views: 2442

Re: Dad jokes

I have chirpies
It is a canarial disease
And is untweatable

That is a hard type with spell checker on!
by amckiwi
Fri Aug 03, 2018 8:47 pm
Forum: Main Forum
Topic: Dad jokes
Replies: 49
Views: 2442

Re: Dad jokes

:cheers: This one takes the cake
by amckiwi
Thu Jul 26, 2018 4:12 pm
Forum: Main Forum
Topic: Dad jokes
Replies: 49
Views: 2442

Re: Dad jokes

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?
It was the pot calling the cattle back!
by amckiwi
Thu Jul 19, 2018 2:26 am
Forum: Main Forum
Topic: Dad jokes
Replies: 49
Views: 2442

Re: Dad jokes

A man with a shovel Doug
A man without a shovel Dougless
A man with no arms or legs in a pool Bob
by amckiwi
Wed Jul 18, 2018 3:46 am
Forum: Main Forum
Topic: Dad jokes
Replies: 49
Views: 2442

Re: Dad jokes

Is Google male or female? Female it makes suggestions before you finish your sentence My mother in la fell down a wishing well Amazing I never knew they worked What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common No ballroom What do you call an alligator wearing a vest An investigator A new wine f...
by amckiwi
Tue Jul 17, 2018 6:10 am
Forum: Main Forum
Topic: Dad jokes
Replies: 49
Views: 2442

Re: Dad jokes

Paddy says to Murphy "My mate came off his motorbike today."
"Oh really?" Says Murphy.
"Yes" Paddy answers. "He has brain damage, 2 broken arms and is blind
in one eye!"
Murphy says, "Bloody hell, no wonder he came off!"
by amckiwi
Tue Jul 17, 2018 4:15 am
Forum: Main Forum
Topic: Dad jokes
Replies: 49
Views: 2442

Re: Dad jokes

Why can miss piggy not court to 100?
When she gets to 69 she gets a frog in her throat
by amckiwi
Tue Jul 17, 2018 4:14 am
Forum: Main Forum
Topic: Dad jokes
Replies: 49
Views: 2442

Re: Dad jokes

What do you call a homosexual dinasour?
Megasorarse (megasorass)
by amckiwi
Tue Jul 10, 2018 4:33 am
Forum: Micro Brands
Topic: Upcoming Karlskrona Midnattssol 300m Diver
Replies: 98
Views: 5144

Re: Upcoming Karlskrona Midnattssol 300m Diver

Its the no tan line model
by amckiwi
Fri Jun 22, 2018 4:39 pm
Forum: Main Forum
Topic: I really like this Zenith
Replies: 39
Views: 1125

Re: I really like this Zenith

Zenn-ith is how it would be pronounced here

It sounds like you guys say Zeeenith

Another example a Datsun 240Z it sounds like you say 240 Zeee here we would say 240 Zed or maybe even Zid
by amckiwi
Fri May 11, 2018 9:47 pm
Forum: Main Forum
Topic: TGIF - WRUW - 11th
Replies: 42
Views: 1322

Re: TGIF - WRUW - 11th

Great photo !
Panerai7 wrote:
Fri May 11, 2018 6:17 am
TGIF, what a long ass week

Image
by amckiwi
Sun Apr 29, 2018 12:46 am
Forum: Main Forum
Topic: Introduction
Replies: 16
Views: 510

Re: Introduction

Welcome :)
by amckiwi
Wed Apr 25, 2018 3:54 am
Forum: Main Forum
Topic: ANZAC Day
Replies: 8
Views: 361

Re: ANZAC Day

Lest We Forget
by amckiwi
Fri Mar 30, 2018 11:45 pm
Forum: Main Forum
Topic: Wow, that's a lot of blue
Replies: 12
Views: 775

Re: Wow, that's a lot of blue

Needs a blue strap
by amckiwi
Fri Mar 30, 2018 11:16 pm
Forum: Main Forum
Topic: New to the forum.
Replies: 5
Views: 411

Re: New to the forum.

Welcome Brian
Not much help with the strap but a cool story
Where are you at?
Stu in Melb
by amckiwi
Wed Mar 28, 2018 1:12 am
Forum: ToxicNATOs
Topic: New ToxicNato video review
Replies: 2
Views: 282

Re: New ToxicNato video review

Cool

I wonder if he waxed especially for the vid
by amckiwi
Mon Mar 26, 2018 1:46 pm
Forum: Main Forum
Topic: 13,000 Posts...
Replies: 26
Views: 1412

Re: 13,000 Posts...

Our local research institute developed a dildo plant
Trials had to be called off because of squatters!
by amckiwi
Sun Mar 18, 2018 2:25 pm
Forum: Main Forum
Topic: Russell Crowe Watch Auction
Replies: 6
Views: 531

Re: Russell Crowe Watch Auction

thanks